WifeY WatcH: 2011-2012

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Is there a 2011 WW thread already?

Anyway, I just came across Skip Lockwood's Wifey's book (not literally):

http://www.amazon.com/Major-League-Bride-Outside-Ballpark/dp/0786445602

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

They've just sort of been floating about forlornly, without a port... the Flying Dutchmen of internet gawk/stalk.

Capuano's far better half (she's the biathlete or something, yes?):

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

I'm ok with her being Bi.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

I think the one on the left is Lauren Tankersley (nee Blair).



Funny. Seems more like a Dickey girl.

(Actually, there's a little crazy in the eyes, isn't there?)

OE: A little, yes.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

I suppose it's possible that the girls to Lauren's immediate left are each jamming a thumb up her ass.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

That's what I was trying to say there. She's got the "I'm getting Hornered" look going.

[Theoldmole]

This has to be the lamest cover blurb of all time.

Kathleen Lockwood married Skip Lockwood shortly after graduating from Regis College. Five children, six teams, and thirty-eight years later, the couple lives in New Hampshire. --Lou Gorman, executive consultant, Boston Red Sox, and author of High and Inside: My Life in the Front Offices of Baseball.

[Edgy MD]

"Uh, thanks, Lou. Douche."

[Guest The Second Spitter]

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Mrs. Emaus?

[Guest The Second Spitter]

Could be Ms.....but important enough to include in his fb profile pic.

[Benjamin Grimm]

Andy Martino says that we hate her because of her swarthy skin.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Benjamin Grimm wrote: Andy Martino says that we hate her because of her swarthy skin.

I knew there was some reason I woke up this morning and starting booing BetterHalfer.

[Ceetar]

Jason Pridie's Girlfriend. former softball player

[Benjamin Grimm]

Wow.

What's her name and what's she like?

[Theoldmole]

Her name is Mrs. Coleman and she likes me, bub.

[metirish]

Hot damn, she's a real charmer, and I thought Jason was smiling because of the three run bomb.

[Ceetar]

Bianca Cruz
http://www.bustedcoverage.com/?p=14108

[MFS62]

Ceetar wrote: Bianca Cruz http://www.bustedcoverage.com/?p=14108

After a lot of pictures and dark screen, I saw an announcement for a sale at Lord and Taylor. If that's what they're selling, I'm buying.
Later

[Fman99]

Ceetar wrote: Jason Pridie's Girlfriend. former softball player

I'm swelling, and not with Prid(i)e...

[Willets Point]

Note to self: don't open this thread at work.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Good God, Pridie, you're dating Sophia Loren 2.0.







I'm not one these days to give people relationship advice... but son, you need to put a ring and a GPS tracker on that one. Yain't gettin' finer.

[Fman99]

Eh, I bet she has hammertoes. Or B.O. Or a big swingin cock. SOMETHING.

[Edgy MD]

Willie and Trey Harris.

[HahnSolo]

Ceetar wrote: Jason Pridie's Girlfriend. former softball player

I know ballplayers attract hot chicks, but damn. Is this a standard catch for a (until 3 weeks ago) a Triple A outfielder?

[Gwreck]

The Second Spitter's BFF Mrs. Dillon Gee is featured in this article.

[Guest themetfairy]

Gwreck wrote: The Second Spitter's BFF Mrs. Dillon Gee is featured in this article.

Every time Gee pitches I think of The Second Spitter making time with his wife.

[Guest metsguyinmichigan]

That's a neat story. I like reading about the behind-the-scenes stuff.

[Ceetar]

themetfairy wrote: Gwreck wrote: The Second Spitter's BFF Mrs. Dillon Gee is featured in this article. Every time Gee pitches I think of The Second Spitter making time with his wife.

Apparently he should've offered them a place to stay!

[Bunt the First Two]

KariAnn Gee, O KariAnn Gee
RFK Stadium, sitting near me
I asked who's that lady --- so young and so free?
She turned and she smiled: "The name's Mrs. Gee"

"My husband's the pitcher, today he debuts
And he'll make The Times, The Post, and The News
The puns he'll inspire, the bats he'll retire
For he throws with my love, and my love is on fire"

Oft have I seen a young Sheila's affection
And oft have I charmed them back in my direction
For I --- an Australian, a scoundrel, a scamp
Played love with no rules, and was known as the champ

My loyalty torn: My Mets! My libido!
("The flesh must come first!" was my long-guiding credo)
But to see Dillon mow down the Nash'nals that night
Was to see KariAnn and her smile in new light

I instead stood beside her! My love was for him!
She told of the minors, long nights at the gym
Of torn ACLs, of road trips in limbo
A major league angel, no baseball bride bimbo

And so, as I saw bold Dillon dismember
That lineup that night, I chose to befriend her
Her ally! Defender! Allied to her gender!
I! Who would like' scheme to kiss and to bend her!

And so I looked back at my life with distaste
To know such delights on a night O so chaste
At RFK Stadium, sitting near me
KariAnn Gee, O KariAnn Gee