IGT, 6/25, Twins at Mets

[Guest Edgy DC]

1. Lindsay and Sidney Greenbush, cf
2. Jenna and Barbara Bush, 2b
3. Ronnie and Reggie Kray, 1b
4. Jose and Ozzie Canseco, rf
5. Giovanni and Marissa Ribisi, lf
6. Kelly and Kim Deal, 3b
7. Robin and Maurice Gibb, c
8. MaryKate and Ashley Olson, ss
9. Cheng and Eng Bunker, p

[soupcan]

Michael and Ashton Kutcher, bench

[Guest Edgy DC]

Hunter and Scarlett Johansen, both named for colors, warming up in the bullpen.

[soupcan]

Patricia and Giselle Bundchen, 1st and 3rd base coaches.

[Guest Edgy DC]

No way these half-big shot pairs of twins can crack the lineup.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

"Yeah, Bob, the new stadium's great and all... but management was barking mad not paying Romulus and Remus in the offseason."

[dgwphotography]

Michael and Ashton Kutcher, bench

[MFS62]

They're in a National League park.
So we won't be seeing their DH tandem of Simon and Gar Funkel.

Later

[Fman99]

Patricia and Giselle Bundchen, 1st and 3rd base coaches.

[Fman99]

Michael and Ashton Kutcher, bench

[seawolf17]

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

[Guest Edgy DC]

I really should be fired for leaving the Nesons on the bench.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Starting? The Nelsons would be the Alex Cora/Tatis of this team, I'd think.

Also, no spot for Dear Abby/Ann Landers? It really would have been the right thing to do.

[Guest Edgy DC]

It's a three-game series. I'm not sure they can hit Pelfrey.

[ashie62]

No way these half-big shot pairs of twins can crack the lineup.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

[soupcan]

[Guest Rockin' Doc]

Also, no spot for Dear Abby/Ann Landers? It really would have been the right thing to do.[/quote:38myhhop]

Ann and Abby always know the right moves to make, no matter the situation. They would be perfect for manager and bench coach.

[Guest Rockin' Doc]

No Twins line up can be at full strength without the Wrigley Doublemint Twins.

[G-Fafif]

Reyes SS
Feliciano CF
Wright 3B
Davis 1B
Bay LF
Thole C
Francoeur RF
Tejada 2B
Pelfrey P

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Well, you've got Reyes, and then you've-- wait, what the fraternal-twin is that mess afterward?

OE: Thought I saw some funky Davis-Feliciano-Wright soup in the mix there. My eyes doth deceive.

[TransMonk]

When the situation calls for a suicide squeeze:

[G-Fafif]

The temporary enemy:

Span CF
Hudson 2B
Mauer C
Morneau 1B
Cuddyer 3B
Kubel RF
Young LF
Punto SS
Slowey P

No designated hitter, fellas. Next time schedule the G20 summit in Minneapolis.

[Frayed Knot]

Span -- Hudson[/quote:1y2iukjw]

Is it alright if we just refer to these two as the George Washington Bridge?

[Zvon]

GTFOH.....

oy.

Twins lead off hitter Span smacks it out.

[Zvon]

Span -- Hudson[/quote:3d9ci2s4]

Is it alright if we just refer to these two as the George Washington Bridge?[/quote:3d9ci2s4]

Do you sense a pattern FK?

[Zvon]

Span -- Hudson[/quote:guf59y1t]

Is it alright if we just refer to these two as the George Washington Bridge?[/quote:guf59y1t]

Do you sense a pattern FK?[/quote:guf59y1t]

I hope you know I'm kiddin.



Have any good jokes that involve Bay?

[Frayed Knot]

Have any good jokes that involve Bay?[/quote:329d3ct3]

Only if he throws out Hudson on the basepaths.

[Zvon]

Have any good jokes that involve Bay?[/quote:3b4xd1vr]

Only if he throws out Hudson on the basepaths.[/quote:3b4xd1vr]
lmao