You're Cut

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Gronauer
Nickeas
Pena

also, the Commish kiboshed the Jay Marshall waiver claim.

[Fman99]

Now go home and get your shinebox.

[Guest Edgy DC]

How about Billy Brad Pitt Beane getting caught out?

[Ceetar]

Add in Carlos Muniz.

[Guest Edgy DC]

Unsurprising, since he's a rehab case, but do you have a confirmation link?

[Ceetar]

Edgy DC wrote: Unsurprising, since he's a rehab case, but to you have a confirmation link?

Rubin tweeted it earlier today, I'd look for one but it's 5pm and it's quittin' time.

[TransMonk]

http://www.nydailynews.com/blogs/mets/2010/03/braves-9-mets-6-murph-likes-ik.html

Adam Rubin wrote: - Reliever Carlos Muniz was dispatched to minor-league camp

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

sayeth Rubin "unoffically":

Thole
Bowman
Niesen
Egbert
Fogg
Dickey
Blackley
Livingston
Lopez
Green
Hessman
Cervenak
Feliciano
L. Hernandez

Fogg he said may retire. He is battling an injury.

[Guest metsguyinmichigan]

Do we have another Green in camp besides Shawn?

OE: Andy. Now the Rubin post makes sense.

[Ceetar]

@SurfingTheMets Andy Green has had a leg injury. I believe a hamstring.

Wore number 10 last year. Have his autograph.

[Guest Edgy DC]

metsguyinmichigan wrote: Do we have another Green in camp besides Shawn? OE: Andy. Now the Rubin post makes sense.

Sean, baby, not Shawn. Yikey.

[Benjamin Grimm]

Of those guys, I would say that Dickey had the best shot at making the team, albeit a very slim one.

[Guest Edgy DC]

I had dreamed a little dream of Mike Cervenak.

[MFS62]

I'm going to stop for a moment and think good thoughts about J. Feliciano.

I wish him that elusive major league contract some day.

Later

[Guest metsguyinmichigan]

Edgy DC wrote: Do we have another Green in camp besides Shawn? OE: Andy. Now the Rubin post makes sense. Sean, baby, not Shawn. Yikey.

Apologies. Any such errors, while typically unforgivable, are given slight slack on the Monday morning following the spring daylight savings time adjustment.

Of course, if this was a Peter Golenbock book, he would have called him Sam Greene, and had him playing for the Marlins. Accuracy is not Peter's forte. But I should know better.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Everts and Neuiwenhuis also whacked.

[Guest Edgy DC]

Damn, it's bloody out there today. Don't answer the door, Hessman.

[metirish]

So when kids like this are cut don't they just stay in PSL anyway?

[Benjamin Grimm]

Usually they move over to the minor league camp.

[Frayed Knot]

metirish wrote: So when kids like this are cut don't they just stay in PSL anyway?

Yes, but they're forced to workout only on the back fields where no one talks to them anymore, where women avoid making eye contact, and children spit on them as they walk by.

Actually, they're still eligible to play in regular games and so on, it's largely just a paperwork move for guys who weren't going to make the OD squad anyway.
Of the cut-squad so far, only Thole can be seen as even a mildly surprising move - and even then only for the timing.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Edgy DC wrote: Damn, it's bloody out there today. Don't answer the door, Hessman.

Hessman? You're cut too.

(sorry left him off the list by accident)

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Edgy DC wrote: I had dreamed a little dream of Mike Cervenak.

I think I had the same dream about More Mike Hessman.

He goes 1-3 with a double against the Nats. Then we go horseback riding. Only there are no horses; he throws a saddle on me and rides me around Wyoming for three days. Well, wouldn't you know it, my stamina increases with each day and I develop tremendous leg muscles. So anyway, Nessman decides to enter me in the Breeder's Cup, right. Under the name �Turkish Delight.� And I'm runnin' in second place, and I'm runnin' and I break my ankle.

So anyway, they're about to shoot me, right? Then someone from the crowd yells out-- God bless him-- �Don't shoot him. He's a human!�

Also, he made the bench.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

dying

[metirish]

LOL....

[Guest Edgy DC]

I thought fatherhood would drain that ability from him. Like it did to whathisname --- that poster who isn't funny anymore.

[metirish]

Edgy DC wrote: I thought fatherhood would drain that ability from him. Like it did to whathisname --- that poster who isn't funny anymore.

So I had a few bad seasons, I've bounced back haven't I?

[ashie62]

John Cougar Lunchbucket wrote: Edgy DC wrote: Damn, it's bloody out there today. Don't answer the door, Hessman. Hessman? You're cut too. (sorry left him off the list by accident)

WKRP got cancelled again

[MFS62]

Remembering all the injuries last year, the catchers got together and voted knuckleballer R A Dickey off the island.

Later

[Guest Edgy DC]

John Cougar Lunchbucket wrote: Edgy DC wrote: Damn, it's bloody out there today. Don't answer the door, Hessman. Hessman? You're cut too. (sorry left him off the list by accident)

Yet Pridie persists.

[Vic Sage]

Edgy DC wrote: Edgy DC wrote: Damn, it's bloody out there today. Don't answer the door, Hessman. Hessman? You're cut too. (sorry left him off the list by accident) Yet Pridie persists.

Don't worry... Pridie goeth before the Spring.