IGT 06/12, New York (NL) at New York (AL)

[seawolf17]

Fman99 wrote: Mex just called Jeter "the Captain," and I just barfed in my own mouth.

Me too. Come on, Keith, you're better than that.

[Fman99]

Yanqui conference on the mound. Phil Coke looks like a penny-eater.

I just had the strangest sense that they were going to do the 'elephant walk' out there.

Rivera coming in here, two outs in the 8th.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Fman99 wrote: Mex just called Jeter "the Captain," and I just barfed in my own mouth.

You should have heard the verbal semen dripping from Howie and Wayne's mouths in the third.

[Piggiestomatoes]

Frosty adult beverages to anyone lighting up Mariano tonight.

[seawolf17]

Well, Phil Coke could have done that.

D-Wri up. (sigh)

[Willets Point]

pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease

[seawolf17]

You're getting that slider again. Don't swing.

[seawolf17]

seawolf17 wrote: You're getting that slider again. Don't swing.

Ooh! He didn't!

You're getting another one.

Carlos, run.

[seawolf17]

/happydance

[Fman99]

NICE!

[Willets Point]

Yee-hah!

[seawolf17]

He did get another one of that same pitch, but it stayed up. David showing that he's better than his fellow NY 3B-man, at least for tonight.

[Guest Swan Swan H]

David Wright is so hot that his uniform must be made by NASA.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

The good Lord may make people Yankees...

... but Creepy Sun Baby prefers Ol' Sugar Pants and his brethren.

[Guest Swan Swan H]

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr wrote: The good Lord may make people Yankees...>

Which is why I became an atheist.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Daniel Murphy: Professional leatherman.

[Fman99]

="LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr"]The good Lord may make people Yankees... ... but Creepy Sun Baby prefers Ol' Sugar Pants and his brethren.

I love smiling solar infant weird random baby kid.

[Willets Point]

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr wrote: The good Lord may make people Yankees...

That's not the Good Lord, that's the Dark Prince.

[seawolf17]

Sean Green looks like John Mayer.

[seawolf17]

I'd love to see Fodriguez pick up another save, but I'd like to see the Mets knock Rivera around a bit here. I'm kinda surprised he's still in the game.

[Willets Point]

Let's get some insurance runs, boys.

[Fman99]

Frankie's time to shine.

[Guest Swan Swan H]

[Willets Point]

Shut'em down Francisco.

[Willets Point]

Of course, none of my other imperatives have been of any help, so maybe I should just shut up.

[seawolf17]

Gary, foreshadowing, discusses Teixeira (awful) and A-Rod (even worse) and their career numbers against Frankie, even though neither is due up unless someone gets on.

[seawolf17]

I love how Ronnie says things ("gotta bust 'em inside and then give him breaking stuff away"), and then they happen right away. He's good like that.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

I have very big nervous.

[seawolf17]

Wait. Why is Gardner "oh, they got him lunging," but Jeter does the same thing and it's a "fine piece of hitting"? Is Keith channeling Joe Morgan tonight?

[Piggiestomatoes]

It's the man crush coming through.