1-877-KARS4KIDS

[Guest Edgy DC]

Sometimes, children singing in a commercial depresses my sex drive.

It's gotten to the point where I break for the computer to mute the sound during breaks between innings. That and the Foxwoods commercial with the Brooce imitator.

[Elster88]

Thanks Edgy now that's going to be stuck in my head the rest of the night.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Any charity that can afford to constantly advertise on the radio, as irritatingly as K4K does, can't be on the up-and-up anyway.

[Guest Edgy DC]

Good point.

I'm actually missing game action because I have to gingerly guess when to turn the sound back on.

Dudes, you have enough in your budget to order 60 minutes of ads per Mets game, how about recording three or four different commercials and rotating them?

[Guest Kong76]

EDC: Sometimes, children singing in a commercial depresses my sex drive <<<

Play with it later, there's a game on. We're all guilty of IGT blather, but really.

[Elster88]

Lol

[Guest Edgy DC]

Fman would have a really good comeback here.

[Guest Swan Swan H]

Really. I always hear him speaking in the voice of The Todd from Scrubs.

[Fman99]

="Kong76"]EDC: Sometimes, children singing in a commercial depresses my sex drive <<< Play with it later, there's a game on. We're all guilty of IGT blather, but really.

No, multitask! We don't care if you're typing slower with one hand. I have the same problem when I see commercials for Cialis.

Still trying to convince the wife to get fuck-tubs for the backyard.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Is it me, or is the adult man singing in this spot even more wenis-shriveling?

I keep picturing a creepily-plucked man with rouged cheeks and grabby hands stepping out from behind the kid singers to deliver that second, trilly chorus.

[G-Fafif]

="Fman99"]Still trying to convince the wife to get fuck-tubs for the backyard.

Now that sounds like the first line from an ad for Home Depot.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

I'm feeling good all over
And here's the reason why
I just sold my car to Car Cash
I'm in love with the Car Cash guy

[soupcan]

'Fuck tubs'.

Love it.


Had no idea there was an actual term for those...

[HahnSolo]

="John Cougar Lunchbucket":1q669vaz]Any charity that can afford to constantly advertise on the radio, as irritatingly as K4K does, can't be on the up-and-up anyway.[/quote:1q669vaz] Googling Kars4Kids gives reams of results describing this as a giant scam.

John Cougar Lunchbucket May 28 2009 07:11 AM

Facsinating. You could just tell it didn't smell right.

Frayed Knot May 28 2009 07:23 AM

="soupcan"]'Fuck tubs'. Love it. Had no idea there was an actual term for those... If there wasn't there is now. Side note on sex pills commercials: I love how the guy is always the good-looking and seemingly in great shape middle-aged type. And while I'm sure there are some E.D. patients who fit that mold you know that 90+% of those who need the stuff are likely much older, vastly overweight, alcoholic, diabetic, or, quite likely, some combination of all of the above. But they certainly don't want to put those faces on the product.

metsmarathon May 28 2009 07:27 AM Re: 1-877-KARS4KIDS

="Edgy DC":1tiscc5u]Sometimes, children singing in a commercial depresses my sex drive.[/quote:1tiscc5u] when, exactly, does children singing in a commercial excite or engage your sex drive? Fman99 May 28 2009 07:40 AM ="Frayed Knot"] ="soupcan"]'Fuck tubs'. Love it. Had no idea there was an actual term for those... If there wasn't there is now. Side note on sex pills commercials: I love how the guy is always the good-looking and seemingly in great shape middle-aged type. And while I'm sure there are some E.D. patients who fit that mold you know that 90+% of those who need the stuff are likely much older, vastly overweight, alcoholic, diabetic, or, quite likely, some combination of all of the above. But they certainly don't want to put those faces on the product. Advertising is great that way. Compare the crowd eating at McDonald's or Burger King in their TV commercials with the actual people going to those places and you'll see the same thing. Big fat messes of people aren't allowed on TV unless it's a Dateline special and their shot from the neck down. And I love that, by the way. A bunch of giant headless "things" walking around American cities. Edgy DC May 28 2009 07:57 AM Re: 1-877-KARS4KIDS ="metsmarathon":2qpucenj] ="Edgy DC":2qpucenj]Sometimes, children singing in a commercial depresses my sex drive.[/quote:2qpucenj] when, exactly, does children singing in a commercial excite or engage your sex drive?[/quote:2qpucenj] Ah, now, see, that's not a necessary inference to draw. Like I'm the pig. G-Fafif May 28 2009 10:00 AM ]'Fuck tubs'. Love it. Had no idea there was an actual term for those... A similar phrase I learned thanks to The Onion calendar revealed here. Edgy DC May 28 2009 10:04 AM I've written to FAN to complain. This is the first time I've ever written a broadcaster to complain about an ad, and I think my transition from handsome young heartbreaker to grumpy old shit is complete. Fman99 May 28 2009 10:40 AM Nymr83 May 28 2009 11:05 AM ="Edgy DC":3dwmdgiz]I've written to FAN to complain. This is the first time I've ever written a broadcaster to complain about an ad, and I think my transition from handsome young heartbreaker to grumpy old shit is complete.[/quote:3dwmdgiz] i despise that commercial. give me an email address to annoy and i'll complain also, but i'm too lazy for paper and envelopes and stamps Edgy DC May 28 2009 11:08 AM I just used that instant access tool on the sidebar: http://www.wfan.com/ I imagine it's read by nobody. willpie May 28 2009 01:52 PM The fact that nobody's mentioned it in this thread must mean that horrifying 23 Nissan commercial is a local ad and someone at my cable company has to pay. Frayed Knot May 28 2009 03:41 PM ="Edgy DC":cqho424i]I just used that instant access tool on the sidebar: http://www.wfan.com/ I imagine it's read by nobody.[/quote:cqho424i] 'Instant access' is where you write to talk to the on-air staff. IOW, your KARS-4-KIDS message will get read by some 23 y/o producer for whatever show is on at that moment and discarded. Not sure where you write to direct stuff toward station mgmt but if you find it at least it'll be read by their 23 y/o secretary before being discarded. John Cougar Lunchbucket May 28 2009 04:55 PM ="willpie":3joiqvb5]The fact that nobody's mentioned it in this thread must mean that horrifying 23 Nissan commercial is a local ad and someone at my cable company has to pay.[/quote:3joiqvb5] The woman with the fat arms talking about "achieving a platinum experience" is the one that kills me. Number 6 May 28 2009 05:28 PM ="John Cougar Lunchbucket":30a9yl5o]The woman with the fat arms talking about "achieving a platinum experience" is the one that kills me.[/quote:30a9yl5o] I enjoy when she stands on Manhattan, Brooklyn and Queens. I'm hoping that it's properly to scale and her fat arms will crush Williamsburg.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Facsinating. You could just tell it didn't smell right.

[Frayed Knot]

="soupcan"]'Fuck tubs'. Love it. Had no idea there was an actual term for those...

If there wasn't there is now.


Side note on sex pills commercials: I love how the guy is always the good-looking and seemingly in great shape middle-aged type. And while I'm sure there are some E.D. patients who fit that mold you know that 90+% of those who need the stuff are likely much older, vastly overweight, alcoholic, diabetic, or, quite likely, some combination of all of the above.
But they certainly don't want to put those faces on the product.

[metsmarathon]

="Edgy DC":1tiscc5u]Sometimes, children singing in a commercial depresses my sex drive.[/quote:1tiscc5u] when, exactly, does children singing in a commercial excite or engage your sex drive?

Fman99 May 28 2009 07:40 AM

="Frayed Knot"] ="soupcan"]'Fuck tubs'. Love it. Had no idea there was an actual term for those... If there wasn't there is now. Side note on sex pills commercials: I love how the guy is always the good-looking and seemingly in great shape middle-aged type. And while I'm sure there are some E.D. patients who fit that mold you know that 90+% of those who need the stuff are likely much older, vastly overweight, alcoholic, diabetic, or, quite likely, some combination of all of the above. But they certainly don't want to put those faces on the product. Advertising is great that way. Compare the crowd eating at McDonald's or Burger King in their TV commercials with the actual people going to those places and you'll see the same thing. Big fat messes of people aren't allowed on TV unless it's a Dateline special and their shot from the neck down. And I love that, by the way. A bunch of giant headless "things" walking around American cities.

Edgy DC May 28 2009 07:57 AM Re: 1-877-KARS4KIDS

="metsmarathon":2qpucenj] ="Edgy DC":2qpucenj]Sometimes, children singing in a commercial depresses my sex drive.[/quote:2qpucenj] when, exactly, does children singing in a commercial excite or engage your sex drive?[/quote:2qpucenj] Ah, now, see, that's not a necessary inference to draw. Like I'm the pig. G-Fafif May 28 2009 10:00 AM ]'Fuck tubs'. Love it. Had no idea there was an actual term for those... A similar phrase I learned thanks to The Onion calendar revealed here. Edgy DC May 28 2009 10:04 AM I've written to FAN to complain. This is the first time I've ever written a broadcaster to complain about an ad, and I think my transition from handsome young heartbreaker to grumpy old shit is complete. Fman99 May 28 2009 10:40 AM Nymr83 May 28 2009 11:05 AM ="Edgy DC":3dwmdgiz]I've written to FAN to complain. This is the first time I've ever written a broadcaster to complain about an ad, and I think my transition from handsome young heartbreaker to grumpy old shit is complete.[/quote:3dwmdgiz] i despise that commercial. give me an email address to annoy and i'll complain also, but i'm too lazy for paper and envelopes and stamps Edgy DC May 28 2009 11:08 AM I just used that instant access tool on the sidebar: http://www.wfan.com/ I imagine it's read by nobody. willpie May 28 2009 01:52 PM The fact that nobody's mentioned it in this thread must mean that horrifying 23 Nissan commercial is a local ad and someone at my cable company has to pay. Frayed Knot May 28 2009 03:41 PM ="Edgy DC":cqho424i]I just used that instant access tool on the sidebar: http://www.wfan.com/ I imagine it's read by nobody.[/quote:cqho424i] 'Instant access' is where you write to talk to the on-air staff. IOW, your KARS-4-KIDS message will get read by some 23 y/o producer for whatever show is on at that moment and discarded. Not sure where you write to direct stuff toward station mgmt but if you find it at least it'll be read by their 23 y/o secretary before being discarded. John Cougar Lunchbucket May 28 2009 04:55 PM ="willpie":3joiqvb5]The fact that nobody's mentioned it in this thread must mean that horrifying 23 Nissan commercial is a local ad and someone at my cable company has to pay.[/quote:3joiqvb5] The woman with the fat arms talking about "achieving a platinum experience" is the one that kills me. Number 6 May 28 2009 05:28 PM ="John Cougar Lunchbucket":30a9yl5o]The woman with the fat arms talking about "achieving a platinum experience" is the one that kills me.[/quote:30a9yl5o] I enjoy when she stands on Manhattan, Brooklyn and Queens. I'm hoping that it's properly to scale and her fat arms will crush Williamsburg.

[Fman99]

="Frayed Knot"] ="soupcan"]'Fuck tubs'. Love it. Had no idea there was an actual term for those... If there wasn't there is now. Side note on sex pills commercials: I love how the guy is always the good-looking and seemingly in great shape middle-aged type. And while I'm sure there are some E.D. patients who fit that mold you know that 90+% of those who need the stuff are likely much older, vastly overweight, alcoholic, diabetic, or, quite likely, some combination of all of the above. But they certainly don't want to put those faces on the product.

Advertising is great that way. Compare the crowd eating at McDonald's or Burger King in their TV commercials with the actual people going to those places and you'll see the same thing.

Big fat messes of people aren't allowed on TV unless it's a Dateline special and their shot from the neck down. And I love that, by the way. A bunch of giant headless "things" walking around American cities.

[Guest Edgy DC]

="metsmarathon":2qpucenj] ="Edgy DC":2qpucenj]Sometimes, children singing in a commercial depresses my sex drive.[/quote:2qpucenj] when, exactly, does children singing in a commercial excite or engage your sex drive?[/quote:2qpucenj] Ah, now, see, that's not a necessary inference to draw. Like I'm the pig. G-Fafif May 28 2009 10:00 AM ]'Fuck tubs'. Love it. Had no idea there was an actual term for those... A similar phrase I learned thanks to The Onion calendar revealed here. Edgy DC May 28 2009 10:04 AM I've written to FAN to complain. This is the first time I've ever written a broadcaster to complain about an ad, and I think my transition from handsome young heartbreaker to grumpy old shit is complete. Fman99 May 28 2009 10:40 AM Nymr83 May 28 2009 11:05 AM ="Edgy DC":3dwmdgiz]I've written to FAN to complain. This is the first time I've ever written a broadcaster to complain about an ad, and I think my transition from handsome young heartbreaker to grumpy old shit is complete.[/quote:3dwmdgiz] i despise that commercial. give me an email address to annoy and i'll complain also, but i'm too lazy for paper and envelopes and stamps Edgy DC May 28 2009 11:08 AM I just used that instant access tool on the sidebar: http://www.wfan.com/ I imagine it's read by nobody. willpie May 28 2009 01:52 PM The fact that nobody's mentioned it in this thread must mean that horrifying 23 Nissan commercial is a local ad and someone at my cable company has to pay. Frayed Knot May 28 2009 03:41 PM ="Edgy DC":cqho424i]I just used that instant access tool on the sidebar: http://www.wfan.com/ I imagine it's read by nobody.[/quote:cqho424i] 'Instant access' is where you write to talk to the on-air staff. IOW, your KARS-4-KIDS message will get read by some 23 y/o producer for whatever show is on at that moment and discarded. Not sure where you write to direct stuff toward station mgmt but if you find it at least it'll be read by their 23 y/o secretary before being discarded. John Cougar Lunchbucket May 28 2009 04:55 PM ="willpie":3joiqvb5]The fact that nobody's mentioned it in this thread must mean that horrifying 23 Nissan commercial is a local ad and someone at my cable company has to pay.[/quote:3joiqvb5] The woman with the fat arms talking about "achieving a platinum experience" is the one that kills me. Number 6 May 28 2009 05:28 PM ="John Cougar Lunchbucket":30a9yl5o]The woman with the fat arms talking about "achieving a platinum experience" is the one that kills me.[/quote:30a9yl5o] I enjoy when she stands on Manhattan, Brooklyn and Queens. I'm hoping that it's properly to scale and her fat arms will crush Williamsburg.

[G-Fafif]

]'Fuck tubs'. Love it. Had no idea there was an actual term for those...

A similar phrase I learned thanks to The Onion calendar revealed here.

[Guest Edgy DC]

I've written to FAN to complain.

This is the first time I've ever written a broadcaster to complain about an ad, and I think my transition from handsome young heartbreaker to grumpy old shit is complete.

[Fman99]

[nymr83]

="Edgy DC":3dwmdgiz]I've written to FAN to complain. This is the first time I've ever written a broadcaster to complain about an ad, and I think my transition from handsome young heartbreaker to grumpy old shit is complete.[/quote:3dwmdgiz] i despise that commercial. give me an email address to annoy and i'll complain also, but i'm too lazy for paper and envelopes and stamps

Edgy DC May 28 2009 11:08 AM

I just used that instant access tool on the sidebar: http://www.wfan.com/ I imagine it's read by nobody.

willpie May 28 2009 01:52 PM

The fact that nobody's mentioned it in this thread must mean that horrifying 23 Nissan commercial is a local ad and someone at my cable company has to pay.

Frayed Knot May 28 2009 03:41 PM

="Edgy DC":cqho424i]I just used that instant access tool on the sidebar: http://www.wfan.com/ I imagine it's read by nobody.[/quote:cqho424i] 'Instant access' is where you write to talk to the on-air staff. IOW, your KARS-4-KIDS message will get read by some 23 y/o producer for whatever show is on at that moment and discarded. Not sure where you write to direct stuff toward station mgmt but if you find it at least it'll be read by their 23 y/o secretary before being discarded. John Cougar Lunchbucket May 28 2009 04:55 PM ="willpie":3joiqvb5]The fact that nobody's mentioned it in this thread must mean that horrifying 23 Nissan commercial is a local ad and someone at my cable company has to pay.[/quote:3joiqvb5] The woman with the fat arms talking about "achieving a platinum experience" is the one that kills me. Number 6 May 28 2009 05:28 PM ="John Cougar Lunchbucket":30a9yl5o]The woman with the fat arms talking about "achieving a platinum experience" is the one that kills me.[/quote:30a9yl5o] I enjoy when she stands on Manhattan, Brooklyn and Queens. I'm hoping that it's properly to scale and her fat arms will crush Williamsburg.

[Guest Edgy DC]

I just used that instant access tool on the sidebar: http://www.wfan.com/

I imagine it's read by nobody.

[willpie]

The fact that nobody's mentioned it in this thread must mean that horrifying 23 Nissan commercial is a local ad and someone at my cable company has to pay.

[Frayed Knot]

="Edgy DC":cqho424i]I just used that instant access tool on the sidebar: http://www.wfan.com/ I imagine it's read by nobody.[/quote:cqho424i] 'Instant access' is where you write to talk to the on-air staff. IOW, your KARS-4-KIDS message will get read by some 23 y/o producer for whatever show is on at that moment and discarded. Not sure where you write to direct stuff toward station mgmt but if you find it at least it'll be read by their 23 y/o secretary before being discarded.

John Cougar Lunchbucket May 28 2009 04:55 PM

="willpie":3joiqvb5]The fact that nobody's mentioned it in this thread must mean that horrifying 23 Nissan commercial is a local ad and someone at my cable company has to pay.[/quote:3joiqvb5] The woman with the fat arms talking about "achieving a platinum experience" is the one that kills me. Number 6 May 28 2009 05:28 PM ="John Cougar Lunchbucket":30a9yl5o]The woman with the fat arms talking about "achieving a platinum experience" is the one that kills me.[/quote:30a9yl5o] I enjoy when she stands on Manhattan, Brooklyn and Queens. I'm hoping that it's properly to scale and her fat arms will crush Williamsburg.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

="willpie":3joiqvb5]The fact that nobody's mentioned it in this thread must mean that horrifying 23 Nissan commercial is a local ad and someone at my cable company has to pay.[/quote:3joiqvb5] The woman with the fat arms talking about "achieving a platinum experience" is the one that kills me.

Number 6 May 28 2009 05:28 PM

="John Cougar Lunchbucket":30a9yl5o]The woman with the fat arms talking about "achieving a platinum experience" is the one that kills me.[/quote:30a9yl5o] I enjoy when she stands on Manhattan, Brooklyn and Queens. I'm hoping that it's properly to scale and her fat arms will crush Williamsburg.

[Guest Number 6]

="John Cougar Lunchbucket":30a9yl5o]The woman with the fat arms talking about "achieving a platinum experience" is the one that kills me.[/quote:30a9yl5o] I enjoy when she stands on Manhattan, Brooklyn and Queens. I'm hoping that it's properly to scale and her fat arms will crush Williamsburg.