Make Up That Tabloid Headline

[Fman99]

="John Cougar Lunchbucket"]Murphy and Evans caught making out in shower

MEAT THE METS

[metirish]

NOOKIE FOR ROOKIE'S
Murphy carries big stick in
shower games with Evans

[Centerfield]

SHOWER POWER
Rookies Pound Back to Back HR's, then each other

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Centerfield wrote: SHOWER POWER Rookies Pound Back to Back HR's, then each other

winner

[A Boy Named Seo]

Centerfield wrote: SHOWER POWER Rookies Pound Back to Back HR's, then each other

Shit, man, that was funny.

[Centerfield]

Aaron Heilman cries at locker after blowing save opportunity

[A Boy Named Seo]

NO CRYING IN BASEBALL
9th inning fireworks lead to
clubhouse waterworks for Emo Heilman.

[Guest metsguyinmichigan]

Centerfield wrote: Aaron Heilman cries at locker after blowing save opportunity

CRY-LMAN
Aaron bawls after blowing another

[Guest AG/DC]

WHEN IRISH EYES
ARE CRYING
HEILMAN CHOKES, CHOKES UP

[Centerfield]

Winner. Go AG.

[Guest AG/DC]

Schneider retires suddenly and inexplicably.

[Frayed Knot]

CATCHER ON THE FLY
Scheider Packs His Bags and Splits