Nice Hat

[Guest AG/DC]

Cutie Slice with Freckles on the Elevator: Nice hat.

AG/DC: Yeah, thanks. They lost 11-0 last night and I feel like I've got to bear it.

CSwFotE: Yeah, well, I'm from New York and I'll go for anything New York besides the stupid Yankees.

What should I have said at this point? Where would you have steered the conversation?

[Farmer Ted]

Elevator emergency button, switch on. Cue up the Aerosmith.

[Guest Vince Coleman Firecracker]

Maybe you could have offered an authentic New York dirty water dog! Hi-yo!

...or asked her out or something.

[Guest AG/DC]

I'm just now realizing that my fly was open.

[Benjamin Grimm]

Vince Coleman Firecracker wrote: Maybe you could have offered an authentic New York dirty water dog! Hi-yo! ...or asked her out or something.

Well, he's engaged so he probably shouldn't be doing any asking of out.

But I think it's okay for him to enjoy some harmless elevator flirting.

[Guest Vince Coleman Firecracker]

Benjamin Grimm wrote: Well, he's engaged so he probably shouldn't be doing any asking of out.

Whoops, didn't realize he was a fellow fianc�. Then yeah, you shouldn't have offered her a dirty water dog. Or asked her out. Or unzipped your fly.

[Guest AG/DC]

Well, I was commuting with an untucked shirt, so the fly was probably invisible.

I think I have one of those Bewitched-type curses. so that, whenever I start macking (or getting macked), my fly opens to undermine me.

So be it.

[Farmer Ted]

Surely you had a Ramets shirt in your duffle as a parting gift.

[Guest themetfairy]

You should have invited her to post here, of course.

[seawolf17]

themetfairy wrote: You should have invited her to post here, of course.

Naked.

(Her, not you.)

[Guest themetfairy]

seawolf17 wrote: ="themetfairy"]You should have invited her to post here, of course. Naked. (Her, not you.)

I'm not sure whether I should be relieved or insulted.

[seawolf17]

No! Wait! I meant Edgy!

Sorry, SK!

[Guest themetfairy]

LOL - no problem

[Methead]

Wait... so I'm the only one who's been posting naked all these years?

[Benjamin Grimm]

No, you're not...

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y148/sexybeastage/naked_fat_man.jpg

[Frayed Knot]

Handling that guy's chair has got to require a HazMat crew

[Guest AG/DC]

Damn. It's lunch time.

[Guest metsguyinmichigan]

Well, hell. I'm sitting here are work trying to sneak a peek at the Pool during a dull phoner. Trying to suppress a giggle....then got to the photo. Laughing so hard that I'm choking -- and it's not like I can show anybody what I'm laughing about.

And nobody's buying the "Something I saw on Drudge" line...

[metirish]

WOW , Gos Bless the internet.

[metirish]

I just told my wife that one of the guys here posted a picture of himself online , she didn't buy it as she has seen that guys picture numerous times.

[nymr83]

that might be the grossest looking person ever.

[Guest themetfairy]

metirish wrote: I just told my wife that one of the guys here posted a picture of himself online , she didn't buy it as she has seen that guys picture numerous times.

metirish - Hey Honey - check out a photo of a guy from the Crane Pool!
Mrs. Irish - And why exactly do you hang out at that place?

[Benjamin Grimm]

metirish wrote: she has seen that guys picture numerous times.

Does this alarm you?

[Guest Rockin' Doc]

metirish - "...she has seen that guys picture numerous times."

Poor woman. Once is more than enough when viewing that picture.

[Fman99]

="AG/DC"]Cutie Slice with Freckles on the Elevator: Nice hat. AG/DC: Yeah, thanks. They lost 11-0 last night and I feel like I've got to bear it. CSwFotE: Yeah, well, I'm from New York and I'll go for anything New York besides the stupid Yankees. What should I have said at this point? Where would you have steered the conversation?

You should've gone all Multiple Miggs on her.

[Guest AG/DC]

I'm afraid to ask.

[soupcan]

Fman99 wrote: You should've gone all Multiple Miggs on her.

'Silence of The Lambs'

[Guest AG/DC]

I think I may request a brief moratorium on vaginal references.

[Fman99]

AG/DC wrote: I think I may request a brief moratorium on vaginal references.

Well, you can request in one hand and crap in the other and see which one fills up first. Or I'll stop for a couple of days. Right now it's 50/50.

[Guest themetfairy]

If it's all the same, I'll side with Edgy on this one.