Sound the Alarmists

[Guest Johnny Dickshot]

Everything you know about David Wright tells you he's the kinda guy they basically have to strap down and torture to take a night off. And the Mets are the masters of the "he'll be back any day," reporting.

So... How bad is he really hurting? How long is he gone?

[Centerfield]

What's the latest word?

[Guest Edgy DC]

Was he on the bench?

[Guest Johnny Dickshot]

Yeah, they showed him slumped over, overcome by the malaise infecting this team like a virus.

[Elster88]

The SI Jinx: "We got ya even if you're not on the cover"

[stevejrogers]

He;s on the cover

[stevejrogers]

I'm getting Gregg Jeffereies flashbacks looking at Carson Palmer!

[Zvon]

SteveJRogers wrote: I'm getting Gregg Jeffereies flashbacks looking at Carson Palmer!

LMAO^
Backspasms--he'll be fine.
(and does that lil Wright blurb count as an SI cover?)

[Willets Point]

He's only on a small part of the cover so that's just a small bit of bad luck.

[Zvon]

Willets Point wrote: He's only on a small part of the cover so that's just a small bit of bad luck.

agreed,, and the backspasms cover that.
Hes outta the woods already.

[Guest Edgy DC]

Three hits today. Bring on more back spasms.

[Guest Johnny Dickshot]

I was suffering mailaise too.

[Frayed Knot]

This alarmist's alarm has been canceled due to a shortage of alarm.

[Elster88]

Edgy DC wrote: Three hits today. Bring on more back spasms.

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