Mojo-Enhancing, Slump-Busting, Must-Win Gay Dame IGT 6-16

[Vic Sage]

]Mets down 3-1. Bletran , Floyd, Piazza due up. What are the odds of a 1-2-3 inning?

83.34%

[Guest Edgy DC]

29.4898%

[Guest holychicken]

If we don't start scoring some runs I think I am going to chew my foot off.

[Frayed Knot]

I bet it'll taste like chicken.

[Guest holychicken]

*takes bite of foot*

good call.

[Guest holychicken]

Matsui. . .lead off double. . .reyes singles him to 3rd.

1st and 3rd no outs. . . COME ON!!!

[Guest Johnny Dickshot]

Matsui with a leadoff XBH. Way to show those top-of-the-order hacks how to do it.

[Frayed Knot]

KazMat double + Reyes single to lead off the 5th and we're actually threatening.

[Guest Johnny Dickshot]

Wright singles and its 3-2.

[Guest KC]

Beltran goes Kaboom, 5-3 Mets!

[soupcan]

Well that was about fucking time.

[Guest holychicken]

KABOOM!!!!

Go beltran!!!!!!!!

Big 3 run homer. . . now 5-3 good guys!

I wish I had waited just ONE more inning to chew my foot off!

[Guest Johnny Dickshot]

That was a nutritious breakfast.

Fuck, I'm so out of practice on this I can't even get it done timely and properly.

[Guest Edgy DC]

Motivational music time.

Thunder!
Thunder!
Thunder!
Thunder!

I was caught!
In the middle of a railroad track!
I looked round!!
And I knew there was no turning back!
My mind raced!
And I thought what could I do?!
And I knew!
There was no help, no help from you!!

Sound of the drums!
Beating in my heart!
The thunder of guns!
Tore me apart!
You've been...
Thunderstruck!

Rode down the highway!
Broke the limit, we hit the ton!
Went through to Texas!
Yeah Texas, and we had some fun!
We met some girls!
Some dancers who gave a good time!
Broke all the rules! Played all the fools!
Yeah yeah they, they, they blew our minds!

And I was shaking!
At the knees!
Could I come
Again please?!
Yeah them ladies!
Were too kind!
You've been...
Thunderstruck!

And I was shaking!
At the knees!
Could I come
Again please?!

Thunderstruck!
Thunderstruck!
Thunderstruck!
Thunderstruck!

It's alright!
We're doin' fine!
It's alright!
We're doin' fine, fine, fine!

Thunderstruck!
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Thunderstruck! Thunderstruck!
Thunderstruck, baby, baby!
Thunderstruck!
You've been Thunderstruck!
Thunderstruck! Thunderstruck!
You've been...
Thunderstruck!

Now we shall win.

[Frayed Knot]

Way to bust out the freaking whoopin' stick Carlos.

There's still a lot of game left and Benson doesn't seem all that sharp this afternoon. We def could use a few more runs and this could be a step-up and show 'em day for Heilman before this thing is over.

[Guest KC]

>>>I wish I had waited just ONE more inning to chew my foot off!<<<

It'll grow back.

[willpie]

Heeey, they called Daubach up. When did that happen? I've been asleep at the switch.

[Guest Edgy DC]

This is the kind of sit that Randolph builds that lineup for. Beltran knocks out the starter in the middle innings and they can't decide whether to go to the lefty or righty because it's too early to play matchups.

Suddenly, we rool!

[Guest Edgy DC]

Yeah, watch out for that Daubach on the bases and walk Diaz, sucka.

This may be the first Randoph lineup that makes a whole bunch of sense this year.

Quite coincidental, I'm sure, but everybody's reached base.

[Guest Edgy DC]

�Viva Castro!

[Guest Johnny Dickshot]

[nymr83]

Viva los Mets! viva la revolution!

[seawolf17]

Hey, Carlos homered and Pedro's not even pitching! Maybe Benson grew his hair out for today's start or something.

[nymr83]

Benson had better hold this lead.
my two "favorite" middle infielders ended that rally.

was anyone listening to WFAN in the 1st or 2nd inning? apparently Cameron will be leading off when he gets back...but does that mean Wright will remain second?...of course not says Willie the fool....why move the amazing .280 OBP of Reyes down to 8th in the lineup? who would do such a thing?

]Hey, Carlos homered and Pedro's not even pitching! Maybe Benson grew his hair out for today's start or something.

met pitchers will now wear a black wig as part of the uniform.

its pooring in oakland now, but thegame is official so let it poor!

[Guest Edgy DC]

"Pour."

]my two "favorite" middle infielders ended that rally.

They would be the same guys who started it.

[nymr83]

yes, but until their OBPs top .300 they will be criticized at every possible opportunity on my part.

Jose Reyes and his .280 OBP leading off is a fuckin joke.

[nymr83]

first homer in over a month for Piazza.

i'd find a kaboom picture, but i'd rather find a picture of Ramon Hernandez (soon to be a FA) and photoshop a Met uniform onto it.

[Guest Edgy DC]

Nymr83 wrote: yes, but until their OBPs top .300 they will be criticized at every possible opportunity on my part.

Sounds miserable and pointless.

What was that about Piazza being both washed up and done?

Judge slowly.

[Guest KC]

Matsui = poster child for defense! (today)

[nymr83]

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]What was that about Piazza being both washed up and done?

one homerun in the last 35 days or so....that doesn't change my opinion of him any.