Commercials in 2026

[Edgy MD]

Hammer may not have been, you know, good, but he was mega-big.  Multiple hits and some huge tours.

MLB.tv just gave me an ad for Bluechew Gold — dick pills with oxycontin in them.

Who approved that shit?

[Edgy MD]

I'm not sure how "We're an American" band is an appropriate or workable or even conceivable song for a Budweiser Clydesdale commercial.

Are the horses flying into Little Rock looking forward to a quickie with Sweet, Sweet Connie?

[Frayed Knot]

On 6/20/2026 at 9:46 PM, Edgy MD said:

Are the horses flying into Little Rock looking forward to a quickie with Sweet, Sweet Connie?

If so I doubt they'd be Connie's first farm animal.

 

 

 

So if that loud-talking pitchman comes on again yelling at me to "Check My Socials" I might have to put my foot through the TV screen and kick him in the nads.

[Edgy MD]

Mets radio broadcast featuring commercials for some device designed to launch ballistic chemical irritant rounds at bears.

[Frayed Knot]

10 hours ago, Edgy MD said:

Mets radio broadcast featuring commercials for some device designed to launch ballistic chemical irritant rounds at bears.

And mountain lions. And intruders. 

 

 

Former USWNT soccer star (and cutie) Alex Morgan has joined the ever-growing ranks of ex-athletes pimping on-line sports gambling sites.