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[A Boy Named Seo]

Lukas did a long-form piece on this topic on his subscriber https://paullukas.substack.com/p/your-ad-here-how-an-mlb-team-marketssubstack on this really interesting pitch deck that Mets Police Blog found on the internet that apparently the Mets set up to sell themselves to potential advertisers. It's fascinating in lots of ways.



Here's the link to the pitch deck that is amazingly publicly readable by any old asshole on the internet --> https://mktg.mlbstatic.com/mets/downloads/2023-Corporate-Partnerships.pdfhttps://mktg.mlbstatic.com/mets/downloads/2023-Corporate-Partnerships.pdf





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[metirish]

It is certainly interesting to see the Mets brand evolve under this ownership

[Edgy MD]

STRATEGIC MARKETING PARTNERSHIPS:

=#FF0000]DYNAMIC SOLUTIONS TAILORED

TO YOUR OBJECTIVES THAT HELP

DRIVE YOUR BUSINESS FORWARD





That was the slide that killed me.



Now I am dead.

[Johnny Lunchbucket]

All businesses that sell shit have brochures don't they?

[batmagadanleadoff]

Johnny Lunchbucket wrote: All businesses that sell shit have brochures don't they?

Yeah. I don't get what the big deal is here. Doesn't every billion dollar organization do this? Well, maybe not the Columbian and Mexican drug cartels.

[MFS62]

They could probably use that presentation to attract both advertisers and investors (should that be necessary).



Later

[Chad ochoseis]

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No comment I could make can possibly do more for this slide than it does on its own.

[Edgy MD]

I'm not sure there is a big deal.



Marketing is kind of where I ended up, and I'm not altogether bad at it, except that reading marketing language, used by people who presumably actually studied marketing, makes me massively depressed.



In fact, any combination of the words pitch deck slide marketing strategy makes me want to enter a crowded southbound bus with explosives strapped to my chest.

[A Boy Named Seo]

I imagine every company has these. I don't know this, but I would guess a lot or most companies don't have stuff like this hanging around on the internet, but only try to give you the numbers privately so holes don't get poked in the deck like Uni-watch and his guest did with these.