IGT 5/18/22 - Cardinals at Mets, Release the Hounds, Again

[Edgy MD]

Sweet. Mets back in the lead. Edman gets nowhere near the ball in the hole.



If these hit-batsmen lead to another on-field confrontation, Stubby would do well to stay home.

[kcmets]

Jeff McNeil, Professional Hitter!

[Frayed Knot]

Gary dropping in some rather obscure Paul Simon lyrics into the mix.

[Frayed Knot]

Me likey squeeze bunt.

[Frayed Knot]

Juan Yepez sounds like a children's TV show puppet.

Look kids ... it's Yepez time!!!!

[kcmets]

Max pulls himself, can't be good news.

[Johnny Lunchbucket]

Uh

[TransMonk]

WTF?!?

[Lefty Specialist]

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Max pulls himself, can't be good news.

[Edgy MD]

No mas.

[Edgy MD]

Suddenly sounds like the attendance is about 14 people.

[Fman99]

Mid batter, yeah, that is bad

[TransMonk]

Big werries here.

[Lefty Specialist]

Who is their 5th starter at this point? Williams?

[Edgy MD]

I'm gonna go with stomach cramps.

[Edgy MD]

Lefty Specialist wrote: Who is their 5th starter at this point? Williams?

Right now, if we assume Scherzer is going to be out, it looks like we're looking at Bassitt/Carrasco/Walker/Williams/Peterson.

[Edgy MD]

After that, it's probably Szapucki.

[kcmets]

Edgy MD wrote: I'm gonna go with stomach cramps.

I gotta take a shit or I'm gonna do it here on the mound would be welcome news.

[Fman99]

Internet sleuths have video of Hefner coming out of the tunnel and telling Buck it's "nothing bad." Probably just a cramp or a back spasm or something. I ain't sweating it.

[Frayed Knot]

This game is taking forever and it's virtually all StL's fault.

[kcmets]

Hopefully a four-run lead is Lugo-proof.



(sorry, that was quite negative thinking)



#lgm #ygb #ymdyf

[kcmets]

Eeeek, I'll shut up now...

[Marshmallowmilkshake]

Molina looks ridiculous with the Michael Jordan Jumpman logo on his chest protector.

[Edgy MD]

Yeah, a lot of catchers are looking silly in that. I hope they are getting well paid for it, because Yadier Molina should have his own trademarked silhouette on big league catching gear.

[Frayed Knot]

The problem with this inning (I mean, aside from the whole 2R HR thing) is that this will turn the lineup over for the 9th.

[Edgy MD]

Also, I'm strangely anxious to see a Gosuke Katoh appearance. I haven't even spotted him in the dugout.

[Frayed Knot]

As an athlete, if you're slso a Nike bitch then the Jumpman logo is their highest honor.

[Frayed Knot]

Edgy MD wrote: Also, I'm strangely anxious to see a Gosuke Katoh appearance. I haven't even spotted him in the dugout.

I still don't believe he's a real guy.

[Marshmallowmilkshake]

Discomfort on his left side.

[Edgy MD]

Frayed Knot wrote: Edgy MD wrote: Also, I'm strangely anxious to see a Gosuke Katoh appearance. I haven't even spotted him in the dugout. I still don't believe he's a real guy.

Just spotted him, wearing 25, presumably as a Kaz Matsui tribute.