IGT 6/23/2021: ATL@NYM — And Tylor, Too

[G-Fafif]

Tylor Megill makes his MLB debut. Mr. and Mrs. Fafif make their 2021 Citi Field debut. Perhaps somebody who isn't a Brave crosses a plate.



The action commences at 7:10. May none of us crumple in pain.

[LWFS]

"Tylor Megill" seems like it came together from spilled Scrabble tiles.



At 6'7", he's tall, like Big Bird. He also sounds made-up, like Big Bird.

[Fman99]

His name is Megill. Do you think he calls himself Lil? Or even perhaps Nancy?

[Ceetar]

do you think his mother's name is Meg? And she's sick?

[kcmets]

=G-Fafif post_id=68854 time=1624419378 user_id=55]
Tylor Megill makes his MLB debut. Mr. and Mrs. Fafif make their 2021 Citi Field debut. Perhaps somebody who isn't a Brave crosses a plate.

The action commences at 7:10. May none of us crumple in pain.

[Centerfield]

I like this kid. Maybe this is 2014 deGrom.

[Edgy MD]

Hey, Guillorme has an extra-base hit!

[LWFS]

=Centerfield post_id=68895 time=1624492106 user_id=65]
I like this kid. Maybe this is 2014 deGrom.

[LWFS]

Hey, McNeil has a hit with RiSP!

[LWFS]

LINDOR, GOD OF THUNDER

[Edgy MD]

Best part of that homerun was watching frenemies McNeil and Lindor embrace.



#squee

[Edgy MD]

Booth invoking the Mets blowout for Pelfrey's debut. I went to that one with KC and DSWshutterbug.

[seawolf17]

Yeep, Tylor is a big dude.

[LWFS]

=seawolf17 post_id=68902 time=1624493029 user_id=91]
Yeep, Tylor is a big dude.

[LWFS]

Screwin' them fuckers into the ground with sliders now. I LIKE this kid.

[kcmets]

Edgy MD wrote: Booth invoking the Mets blowout for Pelfrey's debut. I went to that one with KC and DSWshutterbug.

We'll need to see a pic for verification.

[LWFS]

We've gotten to the shitty retread longman portion of their bullpen in the third, so in a way, we've already won.

[Edgy MD]

=LWFS post_id=68897 time=1624492457 user_id=84]
=Centerfield post_id=68895 time=1624492106 user_id=65]
I like this kid. Maybe this is 2014 deGrom.

[Edgy MD]

Edgy MD wrote: Booth invoking the Mets blowout for Pelfrey's debut. I went to that one with KC and DGWshutterbug. We'll need to see a pic for verification.

My pants were perfectly conservative.



Who was our fourth for that game?

[kcmets]

Oh, and dibs on Megilla Gorilla.

[Centerfield]

=LWFS post_id=68897 time=1624492457 user_id=84]
=Centerfield post_id=68895 time=1624492106 user_id=65]
I like this kid. Maybe this is 2014 deGrom.

[kcmets]

Edgy MD wrote: Who was our fourth for that game?

If that was the game where we met a GCT and 7'nd out it was themetfairy.



I get fuzzy with deets more than a decade old these days lol...

[Edgy MD]

Alpaca Boy on the phone!

[Edgy MD]

Edgy MD wrote: Who was our fourth for that game? If that was the game where we met a GCT and 7'nd out it was themetfairy. I get fuzzy with deets more than a decade old these days lol...

Thought it was her.



José Valentin had seven RBI in the first two innings. DGW scored us some sneakup seats behind home plate that we grabbed from inning three onward.

[Frayed Knot]

Megill's pitch count is high so this is going to be his last inning I'm sure.

Now he needs to make it through the frame. ... and McNeil helps him out.

[Frayed Knot]

I feel like this is the part where Hefner and the infielders all gather around Megill like the Goombas around young Henry Hill outside the courthouse and say, "Hey, you broke your cherry!"

[seawolf17]

This "checking for substances" thing might be the stupidest thing Manfred has done, and that's saying something for a guy whose stock in trade is "fucking up baseball."

[Edgy MD]

Pretty funny to check him after he's removed from the game. If they find goo on him then, what happens? The last five innings get disallowed?

[Edgy MD]

Brooks Guillorme!

[Frayed Knot]

There's such a heightened level of Khanfidece on hard grounders in the infield that was sorely missing in recent seasons.