IGT 5/23/2021: NYM @ MIA — The Jordan Rules

[G-Fafif]

Mr. Yamamoto returns to the mound for the Mets. Cody Poteet goes for the Fish. First pitch 1:10 PM on Channel 11 in New York.

[G-Fafif]

Sure, why not?



2B Jonathan Villar

SS Francisco Lindor

C James McCann

1B Dominic Smith

LF Cameron Maybin

CF Johneshwy Fargas

3B Brandon Drury

RF Khalil Lee

RHP Jordan Yamamoto

[Edgy MD]

Wow.

[MFS62]

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Sure, why not?



2B Jonathan Villar

SS Francisco Lindor

C James McCann

1B Dominic Smith

LF Cameron Maybin

CF Johneshwy Fargas

3B Brandon Drury

RF Khalil Lee

RHP Jordan Yamamoto

[bmfc1]

I watch these games wondering what it would take to get a run or two. It would likely involve errors and walks.

[Johnny Lunchbucket]

Gotta turn 3 here

[Johnny Lunchbucket]

Yammy throws way too many pitches. We might have to go Yennsy

[Edgy MD]

Sierra missed.

[Edgy MD]

Drury could have gotten to that ball faster.



But I'd've been reluctant to get in 'Moto's way also.

[bmfc1]

Awesome job, Lindor. Way to step up.

[Edgy MD]

Dom probably should have gone home.



Yama isn't missing a whole lot of bats.

[Johnny Lunchbucket]

Jordan is a mess here, created all of his own problems

[Johnny Lunchbucket]

I feel like we can still win this one. Still early

[Edgy MD]

Finally, a swing-and-miss.



Mets booth second-guessing the hell out of Rojas hooking Stro and Luc early, emptying the relief tank for this afternoon.

[Edgy MD]

I'm guessing the Mets are planning on getting three innings out of Yummy, three out of Gselly, and three out of Yennsy.

[bmfc1]

Edgy MD wrote: I'm guessing the Mets are planning on getting three innings out of Yummy, three out of Gselly, and three out of Yennsy.

Do you mean three innings or three "up-downs"?

[Johnny Lunchbucket]

Oh for fifteen for Maybin

[bmfc1]

I don't expect Fargas, Lee, Maybin, Tovar, Drury, et. al, to do anything. I expect Dom, Lindor, and McCann do to something and they are letting down the team.

[Edgy MD]

I just ask that none of them try first-pitch swinging down 5-0 in the eighth.

[bmfc1]

Edgy MD wrote: I just ask that none of them try first-pitch swinging down 5-0 in the eighth.

That's too much to ask for.

[roger_that]

Just got back from the stadium. An afternoon of tedium.

[Frayed Knot]

I disagree, that game didn't even rise to the level of tedium.

[ashie62]

Lindor sucks.

[Fman99]

I listened to the last few innings while driving around. I don't know who these dudes are anyway.

[roger_that]

Frayed Knot wrote: I disagree, that game didn't even rise to the level of tedium.

YABUT what else rhymes with stadium? Almost-rhymes. Now if they played baseball in a "Zmucked" or something, I'd have a better rhyme.

[Frayed Knot]

What an afternoon at the stadium

It would've even bored a Canadian

I'd have rather sucked on some radium

Or thrown myself on a genade ... ium





Admittedly, it needs some work.

[MFS62]

Frayed Knot wrote: What an afternoon at the stadium It would've even bored a Canadian I'd have rather sucked on some radium Or thrown myself on a genade ... ium Admittedly, it needs some work.

Tom Lehrer would have been oh, so proud.

Nice.

Later

[Benjamin Grimm]

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