Ross Grimsley

[Edgy MD]

Did history ever give us a pornier ballplayer?



[fimg=350]https://d9nvuahg4xykp.cloudfront.net/-9201018479204838880/-7667848477477103017.jpg[/fimg] [fimg=324]https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/717VjdBcJ2L._AC_SY445_.jpg[/fimg] [fimg=250]https://www.gletech.com/StockPhotos/Baseball/1979/97307/front_4976815.jpg[/fimg]



https://i.pinimg.com/236x/4c/1a/2d/4c1a2d4717c20abfb4aa28a3e40c6023.jpg> https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/GMEAAOSwb7dfUPjt/s-l400.jpg> https://i.etsystatic.com/13044467/d/il/26c9ab/2480238527/il_340x270.2480238527_ttb5.jpg?version=1>



The fact that he was a rare lefty sidearmer (practically a submariner) only made him ... freakier.

[Johnny Lunchbucket]

Don "Full Pack" Stanhouse maybe



https://www.baltimoresun.com/sports/orioles/bs-sp-daffy-dozen-don-stanhouse-0724-20150723-story.htmlhttps://www.baltimoresun.com/sports/orioles/bs-sp-daffy-dozen-don-stanhouse-0724-20150723-story.html

[batmagadanleadoff]

This is weird because when I first saw this thread title but before I clicked in to take a look, the first thing that came to my mind was Grimsley's 1978 Sporting News cover, which was the first image in Edgy's opening post.



[FIMG=555]https://d9nvuahg4xykp.cloudfront.net/-9201018479204838880/-7667848477477103017.jpg[/FIMG]

[A Boy Named Seo]

You know Dick Pole from Dick Pole Plumbing will show up in the third act to "unclog those stubborn pipes".



https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Fph0wu-ieUg/WpvXkyRaqeI/AAAAAAAANo8/D0J0iKxK2U0YQqsVeTbOLMfcxEOvimvzQCLcBGAs/s320/1977-MARINERS-DO-OVER-DICK-POLE.jpg>

[batmagadanleadoff]

A Boy Named Seo wrote: You know Dick Pole from Dick Pole Plumbing will show up in the third act to "unclog those stubborn pipes". https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Fph0wu-ieUg/WpvXkyRaqeI/AAAAAAAANo8/D0J0iKxK2U0YQqsVeTbOLMfcxEOvimvzQCLcBGAs/s320/1977-MARINERS-DO-OVER-DICK-POLE.jpg>

I see your Pole and raise you.

[FIMG=444]https://waxpackgods.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/1975-Topps-Pete-LaCock.jpg[/FIMG]

[A Boy Named Seo]

Pete LaCock does look like the handsome, little-known 4th Brady Bunch brother who had to break out of the family life and the burbs and ended up in the San Fernando Valley shooting porn in the back of really sweet vans.

[batmagadanleadoff]

A Boy Named Seo wrote: Pete LaCock does look like the handsome, little-known 4th Brady Bunch brother who had to break out of the family life and the burbs and ended up in the San Fernando Valley shooting porn in the back of really sweet vans.

Pete LaCock was raised in Hollywood affluence. Pete's father was Ralph Pierre LaCock, better known by his stage name, Peter Marshall, the longtime host of Hollywood Squares and with over 50 stage, movie and TV credits to his name.



[FIMG=444]https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51pIXGs1BKL._AC_SX425_.jpg[/FIMG]

[A Boy Named Seo]

Holy shit, that's true! Pete LaCock is actually from the goddamn San Fernando Valley!

[MFS62]

A Boy Named Seo wrote: Pete LaCock does look like the handsome, little-known 4th Brady Bunch brother who had to break out of the family life and the burbs and ended up in the San Fernando Valley shooting porn in the back of really sweet vans.

[CROSSOUT]Hey! Don't laugh. He shot some really good mov ...[/CROSSOUT] Yes he does.

Later

[Fman99]

Pete LaCock should be Pete Alonso's nickname. I mean, if he weren't already the Piss Missile.

[Edgy MD]

Get with the program. You're about http://thecranepool.net/phpBB32/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=28215twenty months behind.