CPF users with 0 or 1 posts

[A Boy Named Seo]

If seawolf is looking for a new handle, he better get moving as there are some fine ones already off the market. Some of the more interesting non-spam names I wish would drop a post once in a while:

zero posts:
Don't Delete Me
Don't Delete Me II
Lindsey's Jacket
The7Line
Joe_Petruccio
Classical Gas
Prestomets

1 post:
Ken Boswell
User 404
Caustic Fucktard
Go to Hell, Mike Piazza!
Oceanside Honky
Bitemegdalslegoff
MrInbetween

Get in the game, people!

[metirish]

Bitemegdalslegoff seems very close to a current user ....

Joe Petruccio is an artist ??

Caustic Fucktard ....was that a thing here many years agar?

[A Boy Named Seo]

Yah Joe Petruccio does the daily watercolor (?) recaps. I thought he posted here at one point. I guess not, unless he used a diff name.

I wanna know who parked "Go to Hell, Mike Piazza!"??

[G-Fafif]

A Boy Named Seo wrote: I wanna know who parked "Go to Hell, Mike Piazza!"??

Maybe Ben Stiller.

In 2001, hot on the heels of major hits There’s Something About Mary and Meet the Parents, Ben Stiller became arguably the biggest comedic movie star going. In the heat of this success, Stiller almost made a movie called Go to Hell, Mike Piazza, in which he would have played a guy who’s hellbent on ruining the life of the famous MLB catcher, who he grew up with – and Mike Piazza was close to co-starring in the movie as himself.

[A Boy Named Seo]

Well quit lurking, Ben, and give us your expectations for Matt den Dekker already!

[Guest cooby]

And Ken Boswell too, because you have your own thread now!

[Guest cooby]

Whoops, no that's Ron Swaboda. Always mixed them up

[Centerfield]

cooby wrote: Whoops, no that's Ron Swaboda. Always mixed them up

Well that's just great cooby. Now he's never going to post.

[Edgy MD]

Go to Hell, Mike Piazza is the handle Mrs. Edgy uses on her very occasional visits. It broke her heart that the film died in production. She hasn’t trusted Hollywood since.

[A Boy Named Seo]

that handle is solid gold.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Caustic Fucktard was a description I'd used to describe our friend Dog C/Doc G, which he must have adpted at some point in our tumultuous relationship.

[seawolf17]

I invited Darren from The 7 Line here way before they really became a thing, back when he was just a guy selling shirts. I guess he joined but never committed.

[batmagadanleadoff]

metirish wrote: Bitemegdalslegoff seems very close to a current user ....

Sure does. But that's not me. That's probably the guy who worked himself into a frenzy every time I posted a Megdal piece. The guy who probably has fits if I so much as breathe. The guy who suspended me for 30 days because I started threads and wrote posts about the way Travis d'Arnaud cocks his wrists. He might suspend me again if I post about my pussycat or if I start a thread in the film forum about the Vagina Monologues.

[Guest d'Kong76]

Bite's not me, I'm not that clever on my best day.

[Guest Mets Willets Point]

I think I've made 0 or 1 posts worth reading.

[Benjamin Grimm]

Don't be so hard on yourself! It's probably at least five!

[Guest Mets Willets Point]

Benjamin Grimm wrote: Don't be so hard on yourself! It's probably at least five!

Aw, shucks!