You just want someone to crack an errant foul ball into Rudy's mug, don't you? That'd be classic. And heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere comes Alex. Bring it.
Wait. Why is Gardner "oh, they got him lunging," but Jeter does the same thing and it's a "fine piece of hitting"? Is Keith channeling Joe Morgan tonight?
Gary, foreshadowing, discusses Teixeira (awful) and A-Rod (even worse) and their career numbers against Frankie, even though neither is due up unless someone gets on.
I'd love to see Fodriguez pick up another save, but I'd like to see the Mets knock Rivera around a bit here. I'm kinda surprised he's still in the game.
Well, no, because at least we got something out of him for a while. It's true that we haven't heard anything from him, though. I guess I'm assuming he's still in PSL working out whatever issues he has.
Look at Gary run! Jerry, call time out or something so we can get him some oxygen. Oh, the Yanks are making a pitching change so Gary can rest. Thanks, Joe!
Green's not a bad idea there either, because you need a ground ball. Not a guy who was pitching in front of 6,000 fans in Asscrack, Wisconsin yesterday. Bobby Valentine brings in Sean Green there.