Met Hunter

Get an MFY hanky. Wear it outside your shirt pocket and blow your nose alot. Pick your nose til it bleeds if necessary.

Plus, it wll end Jimmy Rollins and his predictions.

Typical how McCarver and Buck glorify the steal of third, when the real play was the at bat. That at bat by Damon will haunt Phillie fans like the O'Neill ab haunts me. Prick. Joba rules nothing. A message to Phillie fans:It couldn't have happened to a bigger bunch of dickheads. I'll retool that thought to MFY fans if Philly mounts an unlikey comeback and beats them:It couldn't happen to a bigger bunch of dickheads. OK, MFYs, wrap it up in Philly so your asshole fans don't get the nauseating celebration at the house that Ruth had nothing to do with.

Amen Brother!

C'mon Omar. With all the bullpen issues over the past few years, there's no chance of Pat Mahomes or Bill Pulsipher getting in there?

Where I was, MFY fans were cursing their life when the score was 1-0. Man, that never gets old.

No brainer. Phillies. 1) Never, I mean never, root for MFYs. 2) Always root for NL over AL. No matter what. 3) Other than the past few years, I've never given a rats ass about the Phils, their fans. Nothing. Their history is worst than ours, and they've been at it a century longer. They were never even our rivals until this team came along. 4) As far as the fans, fuck the fans. One group will be crying in a week. I choose to carry that into another long winter.

Thanks Alex. Hi, I'm Elmer. I'd say my best day was August 7th. That was when the Mets called me up for good for the 2009 season. Niese's break was my break. I wouldn't say there was any moment that stood out for me, but things were good. I was back in the bigs, living large. Life was good. Then I handed my Range Rover keys to the Holiday Inn valet and...well you know the rest. Ok, Nick, pick me up from here, and if you see my truck near Parkside or the Lemon Ice King, please let me know.

You gotta love guys when they publicly apologize. He's kidding? Of course he is. He should get his Jewish brothers from another mother to come forward and back up his claim. "Of course he was kidding. He makes anti-semitic comments to us all the time. It's all in jest. Really." So long asshole.

The runner is still at third with two outs. Why go for the lead runner and not take the sure out? Unreal. Figgins still had a shot at home but dropped it.

I think Searage graduated from Deer Park HS.

PITTSBURGH, Pa. -- The Pittsburgh Pirates have named Ray Searage pitching coach after two seasons in the same position with Triple-A affiliate Indianapolis. The 54-year-old Searage has been a pitching coach in the Pirates' organization for seven seasons and recently completed his 32nd year in professional baseball. Searage played seven big league seasons with the New York Mets, Milwaukee Brewers, Chicago White Sox and Los Angeles Dodgers. He started his coaching career in the St. Louis Cardinals' minor league system in 1994.

Yikes! http://apps.detnews.com/apps/blogs/taxingdetroitblog/index.php?blogid=177

I could have sworn I saw Gene Mauch and Donnie Moore in the stands yesterday, when Jonathan "let me grab entire handfuls of Variteks ass" Papelbon was ending Boston's season. Where's Bob Stanley when you need an out?

CARACAS, Venezuela -- Venezuelan authorities reportedly will exhume the body of former major league pitcher Geremi Gonzalez to probe whether he was killed last year by lightning, as an autopsy determined, or was the victim of a deadly robbery. Prosecutors in the western city of Maracaibo plan to exhume the corpse Oct. 29 at his family's request, the newspaper Diario Panorama said Friday, citing unidentified judicial sources. Officials at Venezuela's Public Ministry and police were not available to confirm the report late Friday. Telephone calls to Gonzalez's mother, Adriana Acosta, were not returned. Authorities determined that Gonzalez, 33, died instantly when he was hit by lightning at a beach in May 2008. Investigators ruled out homicide after an autopsy blamed "an electric shock produced by natural causes." Doubts surfaced, however, after a friend notified the family that some of Gonzalez's belongings were being offered for sale, including a gold chain he was wearing when he died, federal police commissioner Cesar Gomez told Diario Panorama. Gonzalez's ex-girlfriend, Carolina Villalobos, who acts as a spokeswoman for the family, asked federal police in August to exhume the body and review the case. Gomez said police will reopen their investigation to probe whether Gonzalez could have been killed in a robbery that turned deadly. Gonzalez pitched for five major league teams from 1997 to 2006, compiling a 30-35 record in 131 games with 83 starts. The right-hander won two games and lost one in 28 appearances for the Boston Red Sox in 2005. He won 11 games for the Chicago Cubs in 1997. Gonzalez also played for the Tampa Bay Rays, New York Mets and Milwaukee Brewers.

I got 20 of 25. Should have had 21, but I spelled one wrong and it didn't take.

Most of you are being too kind to Emil Brown. Didn't he overrun someone on the basepaths in his 3 minutes as a Met? A big F.

Angels Darren Oliver Gary Matthews Jr. Scott Kazmir-does he count? Orlando Mercado-coach Cardinals Jose Oquendo-coach Mike Jorgensen-asst. to GM Dodgers Guillermo Mota Doug Mientkiewicz Joe Torre-mgr. Larry Bowa-coach Phillies Pedro Martinez Chan Ho Park Tyler Walker Miguel Cairo Sam Perlozzo-coaches count Red Sox Paul Byrd Billy Wagner Chris Woodward Jason Bay-same as Kaz Dave Magadan-coach Tim Bogar-coach Alex Ochoa-coach (3 Guys from the '96 Mets on Bosox team bus?) Rockies Bob Apodaca-coach Don Baylor-like Sammy Twins Carlos Gomez Ron Gardenhire-mgr. Rick Anderson-coach Tigers and MFYs-none. (except Xavier Nady. Out for the year)

I like Tim Bogar as a managerial replacement. I have no loyalty to any player on this team anymore. Well, except Johan.

On my way out today, I saw Sandy Sr. hugging goodbye pretty much any employee he came in contact with. I guess the first move is the elimination of the coaching staff. As bad as Citi Field's rep was this year, the Mets finished 41-40 at home.

What pisses me off is that there is a coaches signal to slow down. But never with two outs. You can pull up with less than two like Pagan did on the previous run. But not with two. Thats why the two MFYs scored on Looies drop. Two outs. Someone over there must read the book once in a while.

Remember the old saying: Chipper loves Cox.

Cooper out. Pedrique in. Al Pedrique, the Astros' Minor League field coordinator, has joined the team to serve as third-base coach the rest of the season. Wade met with the coaching staff Monday and told the coaches their status for 2010 would not be established until after a full-time manager is named.

Great to see that walkoff dinger off of Mo. Especially after Francesa the shill, this past week, labeled Ichiro the player he'd call on if a SINGLE was needed.