="seawolf17"] Diamondbacks pitcher Clay Zavada, my new favorite non-Met LOOGY. Amazing that he had time to pitch in a MLB game, even after tying the damsel to the train tracks.
Swan Swan H wrote: I know I'm exaggerating, but this feels like the first weekday afternoon game they have won in two years. Six days ago. I was there! (That was the last Met win, prior to today.)
Edgy DC wrote: He bats lefthanded. Whoops. I conflated him and Evans in their handedness. Even Muffie as a LH pinch hitter is better than Argayness as a righty. That guy stinks.
Edgy DC wrote: There's a lot of room between hitting .340 and "no good." I have cooled on him greatly since the season started. I'd like to see Evans get a chance to play every day at 1B and let Muffie be the PH off the bench. Better him as a righty bat than OurAnus Reyes.
Elijah Dukes sent down by the Nats to their local AAA affiliate here in Syracuse, to make room for Morgan to play. In other news, my home insurance premiums just doubled.
Great caption contest photo. "I know they itch, Jimmy. I got em too, must be from those damn Canadian trannie dancers. Don't they look like chicks? OK, maybe from far away they do."
="LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr"]Evans with the double. POP QUIZ: How will he get doubled off? You're a negative Nellie. I know what you need to cheer you right up.