Wayne Hagin is a splendid listen in exhibition games that are going from bad to worse. While Sean Green was allowing a parade of Oriole baserunners this afternoon, he told a delightful story of how he almost missed the bus when he was broadcasting for the A's. Manager Billy Martin told him, "Never be late," and for 28 years, he said, he's followed that credo...until this morning, when the itinerary had been changed on him and the Mets' bus from St. Pete to Sarasota pulled away without him and he had to hitch a ride on the equipment truck, loaded by, among others, Tim Hume, brother of Tom Hume, the ex-Red. Even as Ed Coleman kept stepping all over the story, Wayne was engaging and gripping, throwing in details about Chris Majkowski calling him at 9:17 AM to tell him the bus left at 9:15, and how Madge is generally coming into the hotel late enough to hand him his USA Today while Wayne is waking up, and so forth. I knew Wayne made it to Sarasota because I was listening to him, but I found myself worried that he wasn't going to make it hours earlier. Just a swell blowout baseball tale, perfect for the last day of Spring Training when your team is getting clobbered. Hope he has no reason to fill air time that way the rest of the year. I'll say it again. Fuck Wayne Hagin right in his fucking fuckhole. I wouldn't trust this guy to call Fgirl filling a diaper without making a mess of it (pun intended).