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KA-FUCKING-BOOM!

He never came off the base! Fucking umpires.

Ill advised throw by R.A. there.

I'm watching, drinking, kids are asleep and my hat's on inside out.

We're through the looking glass here, people.

One of the employees at the ST Nats/Mets game we went to in Florida presented Fgirl with a foul ball (much to Fboy's dismay). I have caught two of them at the local AAA park.

Eh, we'll take the one insurance run. The begoggled one on to close it out.

C'mon, Sugarpants, bust this fucker open.

Jason Pridie drinks YOUR FUCKING MILKSHAKE. Take your time healing up, Angel. Maybe a long rehab stint.

I am very happy to be here! /Akeem

Rule 81 is that if you're sitting behind home plate at an MLB game, and the television cameras are on, and you're on your cell phone talking to someone at home and waving, then you're a fucking douche.

Wow, Mark Grace is annoying as fuck as a color commentary guy.

Green cock jokes ARE funny!

I am drinking and watching Phils/D-Backs in HD on MLB Extra Innings. Ian Kennedy and Arizona leading 2-0 on Cliff Lee thanks to a Chris Young HR.

Days off during a Mets losing streak = a well needed rest. Days off during a Mets winning streak = BOOOO Will be rooting against the MFYs and cruising the dial for other baseball, either compelling and/or in HD and/or affecting my fantasy team.

Oh, see, by the title, I thought this was the cock joke thread. Oh, wait, that's EVERY thread.

Listened to the whole thing on XM driving home from Maryland today. Good stuff!

Also dying, apparently? Hope that there won't be a fire sale. From the evergreen Mr. Kernan: [crossout]All Those Home Runs Obviously Mean The Sky Is Falling![/crossout] A Great Night, But Mets GM Paints Bleak Future Yeah, it's the GM painting the bleak picture. Fuck off Kernan you fucking dime store hack.

I liked it best when him and those other kids killed all the grownups and then hid in the cornfield.

Centerfield wrote: Kevin Burkhardt: CF, great IGT win again last night. Tell me how you were able to get the job done tonight. CF: Well Kev, it's simple really. Just had a gameplan, thought about what I wanted to do beforehand, you know, caps lock for the "IGT", numerical date, and then just sit down and execute my typestrokes. KB: The team is 4-1 when you start the IGT, 2-12 in all other games. How have you been so successful this year when the other posters are scuffling a bit? CF: You know, I just don't think about, you know, the other guys. It's my job to go out there and be the stopper and that's what I'm doing. KB: There's been some rumors that this has caused friction between you and your fellow posters, is there any truth to this? CF: No, not at all man. I just want to win. I'm all about winning. You know me, I'm not a selfish center kind of guy. I just go out there and win. KB: There's been some criticism that you don't go deep into your threads. At one point last night, Ashie had three straight posts, some heavy lifting by Edgy and LFWS... CF: Look, I get the job done. Ok? Are those guys 4-1? I don't think so. KB: Of course. Thanks CF, guys, back to... CF: And you know what, I heard the crap they were saying about me being one-dimensional and all, you know what? I'm not here to predict the NCAA, or guess classic rock. Ok? So what I don't take any fucking pictures. All that shit was going on, and here we are and I'm the only one winning. I'm all about the wins. Always have been. Are they the King? No, I'm the fucking King. MY NAME IS MY NAME.

He sucked. Then he got shitcanned. NEXT.

Murphy 2 Beltran 1 Reyes 1.5 Dickey 2 Isringhausen .5 Harris .25

Wright 2.5 Davis 2 Nickeas 1 Bay .5 Capuano 3 Buchholz 1

I like it just fine. Give the division leaders a clear advantage over the wild card, give more teams something to play for in September. But they should shorten the regular season to 154 games, or work some more doubleheaders in, to get everything done before November.

Multiple HR's? Bounces going the Mets way?!?!? SOLID PITCHING?!!??!?!?!? CATS AND DOGS LIVING TOGETHER! MASS HYSTERIA!