Fman99

Kong76 wrote: C'mon out, standing offer, any CPF who says hello to Fboy gets a free beer on me. (MF, you get lunch and a beer in exchange for the tix Ticket taken via email, I'll split the lunch bill with ya. Sounds good Kase, looking forward to it...

Just tuned in (via MLB app on my phone as my fucking television provider doesn't carry WPIX and the Mets are blacked out on MLB Extra Innings).

soupcan wrote: Fat Ed Hearn - yup, noticed it too, even more alarming than very old looking, bald George Foster. Stupid fans - was sitting next to a guy and we were talking Mets. He's telling me all the games he's been to and how many different places he's sat at Citi and I'm thinking 'okay, I can talk Mets with this guy, he must know his stuff.'. Then he starts going off in the 1st when a ball drops in in front of Pridie, screaming 'C'mon Angel, you gotta charge in on those!'. Really? Pagan's been on the DL for almost 2 weeks now guy. That's when I checked out on him and started talking with the guy to my right. The guy on my right was fine, chit-chat here and there. He was more concerned with his girlfriend and beer than he was with me which was fine, because I had my boy and his friends with me anyway. Then, top 9, guy leans over to me and says, 'damn, Niese is looking alright tonight!'. Dude, Niese has been in the dugout for an hour. Oh, well. This is why you should surround yourself with CPFers at these events. Insulation from the rabble. Well, the other rabble.

I couldn't agree more. Letting him walk or dumping him for prospects in July are both AWFUL TERRIBLE ideas.

Willets Point wrote: Fman99 wrote: any CPF who says hello to Fboy gets a free beer on me. You're going to get awfully sticky after a while. That's what she said.

Then there's the Roger Clemens case where you have four sons and it's not enough to merely name one or more of them after yourself [see: Foreman, George] you name ALL of them in honor of yourself with the four K names ... and stupid K names to boot. Koby, Kody, and .... er, Krusty & Krispy I think. Those names are kunty.

C'mon out, standing offer, any CPF who says hello to Fboy gets a free beer on me. (MF, you get lunch and a beer in exchange for the tix

Reyes is locked in at the plate.

Fuck.

Ashie62 wrote: Jack DiLauro has a ring. How long has he been married?

16k's tonight for SF pitchers/Mets batters. Way to show up boys. I hope Jason Bay is breastfeeding that fucking infant.

Muffy looking good at 2nd tonight, nice inning by Gee. Let's see if we can touch up Rasputin for a couple of runs here.

He's got two weeks to relax and stay home, and Beato his meato.

THAT was pretty. Nice glove work by Paulino to complete the DP.

seawolf17 wrote: Vince Coleman Firecracker wrote: I think he could help the team more than Willie Harris. A drunk llama with three legs could help the team more than Willie Harris. You guys hold the llama and I'll fuck it. Wait, what are we talking about again? Pagan?

Ashie62 wrote: Tits > Retards

I never hated Ted the way I hate Wayne. He's just a mercenary. He's got no Mets pedigree. He's not from New York, he didn't grow up a Mets fan, he didn't play for the Mets. He's a fucking Rockies announcer in hiding. He's constantly fucking up players' names and he takes far too long to get to the point of things. I'd like to see him telekinetically levitated into the air by Sissy Spacek as Carrie ("They're not dirty pillows, Mother, they're called BREASTS!") and set aflame and/or fucked by angry oxen. Either one would satisfy me equally.

Ugh. Lincecum is cruising.

I blame these ugly fucking hats.

Jesus H Tapdancing Fucking Christ.

Ugh.

Whew.

Wow. More atrocious defense from Thole tonight. He's looked as bad with the glove as he's good with the bat tonight.

Ugh, the bunting.