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  1. I like our new hybrid catcher, Jonny Tholino.
  2. Thanks to Mrs. Dickey there R.A. bulge in my trousers.
  3. Nice KTE knowledge. I can say from following the matter for fantasy baseball purposes that Andres Torres is not expected back in time for this series, the Gints are hoping he can come off the DL on Friday when they get back to Frisco.
  4. Benjamin Grimm wrote: If McDowell had, upon seeing a gay couple, stood on a chair and yelled "Eek!" then I'd think he was homophobic. It seems, however, that he's merely a hater. This happens to me all the time (note: only when I see a gay person with eight legs and eight eyes).
  5. I AM VERY EXCITED TO BE HERE!
  6. His wife is hot. I'd go Lowe on her ass.
  7. Go home and get your fucking shine box. Be happy you're not riding a fucking minor league bus.
  8. Wow, I'm surprised they cancelled this game. So, you know, it never happened. You got that?
  9. Hopefully Vance Worley sucks as much as his mother Jo Ann did. I think when she was making that trademark noise of hers it was because Ruth Buzzie was rubbing her taint off camera.
  10. One hit away from tying this fucker up.
  11. This team is so LIKABLE. Plus I'm drunk, it's a combination of factors.
  12. FUCK YEAH! YOUR 2011 METS BITCHES! SUCK IT, NATION'S CAPITAL!
  13. I'm not going to lie. I have a Mets-inspired boner right now.
  14. BOO YA! RBI groundout by Thole... Mets lead!
  15. Holy cow! Bunt single by Harris! I lurve him. Alex Cora out to the mound to tell the Nats hurler to stop fucking up.
  16. WOW. Close play in left but now it's 1st/2nd with no out.
  17. Well we have a baserunner. C'mon, Ike, hit it in his cramhole.
  18. That's some queer behavior by McDowell. Wonder what was up his butt that day.
  19. Love these Cialis commercials. "Here, honey, let me escort you and your man-haircut to the fucktubs on the porch for an intimate moment."
  20. bmfc1 wrote: Frigging Nickeas, catch the ball. I believe it was Thole who was double switched in earlier in the game.
  21. Best NYC bridge since MC Shan's "The Bridge (Beat Bridge)," circa 1985.
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