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Don't trust Lowes, baby. You will know them from the trail of emotional wreckage. Derek Lowe: openly consorted with a married TV reporter, breaking up two homes --- at least. As for his DUI, I would have been dismissed from jury service after declaring "Just look at him!" Don't trust Derek Lowe. Chad Lowe: Broke the heart of a Met fan by wrecking their marriage with substance abuse. Don't trust Chad Lowe. Rob Lowe: Statuatory raped a girl on video tape during a political convention (but pulled out the Lowe familly's favorite "Famous, Rich, and White in Georgia" card). Cheated on Half Pint wtih Nastassja Kinski, driving her into the neurotic arms of John Cusack, which can't be healthy for anybody. Reconciled with her, only to ditch her for Princess Stephanie. Reconciled again, pledged to marry her, only to ditch her one last time when he found out she was pregnant. The only folks who hire her now are folks at Lifetime. Don't trust Rob Lowe. Nick Lowe: I've always suspected that he stole Carlene Carter from Dave Edmunds, wrecking Rockpile. I can't prove it. So maybe you can trust Nick Lowe, but be careful. Lowe's: They screw employees by paying "variable rate overtime." I wouldn't trust them either. Put down the People magazine and back slowly away from the keyboard.

Lefty Specialist wrote: That Moylan picture will haunt my dreams. You can dispel that with a quick trip to the wank bank. Not that, uh, I did that. Aw, jeez, Edith.

metirish wrote: it's all very simple, when the time comes don't buy the newspapers , don't tune to any local stations. I've become great at this. This is how I roll. I've never seen footage of any second of the 2009 World Series. Not one bit.

Lastings Milledge toiling away for the White Sox' triple AAA affiliate based out of Charlotte, and witnessed here in Syracuse this past weekend.

metsguyinmichigan wrote: Hey, getting hit by the pitch counts for something! Go Bay! He's officially Rudy from "The Bad News Bears" now. Just lean into it, Rudy.

I smell victory. Or french toast sticks. They smell identical to me.

That sucks.

What I like is this linked story. That's right, Jeter is New York's all time favorite athlete. Like this poll means anything. ANYTHING. I say let's take the DeLorian back to 1927 or so and see if we can scare up some more votes for the Babe.

metirish wrote: Rubin did the math and it doesn't add up to Jose and David. http://espn.go.com/blog/new-york/mets/post/_/id/24749/why-its-likely-wright-or-reyes So it's Jason Bay's fault! FUCK HIM.

Hey, it's like he never left.

John Cougar Lunchbucket wrote: LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr wrote: I can't not stare at Pagan's beard. It's like the Platonic ideal of "beard." Was thinking the same thing. How gay is that? These fruits and I enjoyed tonight's game. Games against the Pirates cure all ills.

Yay! It's on TV. I got screwed out of the last two Phillies games, thanks to Fox and Verizon.

I just keep buying tires. Fucking blimps.

Hard to believe we're getting knocked around by a bunch of fucking Muppets.

Put this stinker in the books.

Gay.

Hey, FOX. DICKHEADS. Syracuse has Mets fans. We don't want the fucking Twins and the fucking Angels.

New details emerge... anonymously... that Einhorn/Finkle has a path that could lead him to majority ownership as soon as 2014. The short of it is that in three years Einhorn can go from a 33 percent stake up to 60 percent, and the Wilpons will have the opportunity to block that. If they are fiscally solvent enough to do so, that is.

Well that sucked a Pennsylvania dick.

Hey, Jason Bay, you overpaid Canadian fuck. Feel free to put a ball in the seats, for once.

OK, let's keep it going! 6-4 now.

Good start here in the bottom of the 9th as Reyes gets the infield single. Turner is white hot...

Darn.

John Cougar Lunchbucket wrote: I only cream my Pagan jersey after a home run.

The web site http://the506.com is a great site for finding out what games will be aired by parts of the country. The map for tomorrow's game is posted there.