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  1. Fman99
    Quit dicking around, fucko, get back in the box. Let's get these innings in and make this official please.
  2. Fman99

    Jetah Fevah

    Fman99 replied to a topic in New York Mets Talk

    Ceetar wrote: John Sterling: "It's 3-2 Mets. Martin is on third, and Gardner on first. There are two men out in the bottom of the 9th. Here's the pitch from K-Rod to Jeter, who needs just one hit to 3000, and oh what a time for that hit right now. He swings, and it's hit hard to the right on a couple of bounces! Turner, err Tejada fields and he just holds on to it! No throw! Jeter really busted it down the line and Tejada must've felt like he didn't have a chance. #3000 for the Captain ties the game! El Capi....wait, they're coming off the field? Now they're saying it hit Gardner and he's out! Suzyn: "Yeah John, it hit off his back leg as he was running to second. The runner is out but the hit counts. What a way to do it." John: "Oh. Ballgame over. Mets win, sweeping the Yankees at home." Reading this gave me a boner.
  3. Fman99
    Frankie punching out batters like they were inlaws.
  4. Fman99

    Jetah Fevah

    Fman99 replied to a topic in New York Mets Talk

    Edgy DC wrote: Is any writer going to have the guts to suggest that this injury is maybe a sham? Have any thus far? Can I count as a writer here? This is a bullshit injury. He realized he wasn't going to get to 3k at home so he went on the Douche List. He can't get the milestone hit unless the animated zombie corpse of Bob Sheppard announces him first, in between bites of delicious brains served on a hoagie roll with A1 and marinated onions.
  5. Fman99
    I hate the in-game interviews with the pitcher. Leave that shit for Ojeda and DJ Chunky.
  6. Fman99
    Manny Acosta blows.
  7. Fman99
    themetfairy wrote: Charming - SNY is back to showing the fucking "Jeter's Got An Edge" ads. Jeter's got an edge, but I have a mute button.
  8. Fman99
    Ashie62 wrote: Fman99 wrote: Fun to watch when you're hitting and pitching like this. Who pissed in your vodka? I used the wrong pronoun, Chachi. Should've read "Fun to watch when THEY'RE hitting and pitching like this." They being the Mets. Not you dorks.
  9. Fman99

    KTE 2011

    Fman99 replied to Gwreck's topic in New York Mets Talk

    I can pick up the Oakland KTE. Maybe I'll make a cock joke, you know, for funness.
  10. Fman99

    Hagin in '11

    Fman99 replied to a topic in New York Mets Talk

    I'd like to slot him in an airmail drop.
  11. Fman99
    Put it in the books!
  12. Fman99
    Fun to watch when you're hitting and pitching like this.
  13. Fman99
    Here, let me get you guys two napkins to jerk each other off into.
  14. Fman99
    One out left to git.
  15. Fman99
    So this is what happens when you mix vinegar and water.
  16. Fman99
    Frankie sez relax.
  17. Fman99
    McGehee kicking the ball around like one of those Ecuador guys at Citi Field.
  18. Fman99
    Agreed. Love watching Hawkman drop the hammer on these shitdicks.
  19. Fman99
    How has Fielder gotten anything to hit this year, what with the black hole of productivity that is Casey McGehee hitting behind him?
  20. Fman99
    All of my ideas on fixing the problem involve [crossout:21j0yqk5]setting him on fire dropping him into a canyon feeding him to genetically engineered dinosaurs in a resort run amok[/crossout:21j0yqk5] an extended stay in the minor leagues.
  21. Fman99
    Eat blintzes with: Ike Davis
  22. Fman99
    Edgy DC wrote: We're getting ahead of ourselves again. I know. And, with apologies to/respect to Ceetar, I pride myself on being an optimistic Mets fan. But he's playing as lights out as I can ever recall, and it's just the impending nut punch/**** kick/neck punch that is Met fandom that is lurking around the corner that makes me think they're looking to ship him off for Victor Zambrano Jr. and a fungo bat.
  23. Fman99
    G-Fafif wrote: Batting Seventh: Scott Hairston - CF The next time I see Harris or Hairston's name I hope it's followed by the phrase "Designated for Assignment." Throw these guys out with the fucking old magazines.
  24. Fman99
    Jose Reyes. And it's doubly heartbreaking to think he may be in his last weeks in a Mets uniform. Fucking Wilpons.
  25. Fman99
    Good. Every time Bay steps to the plate I get erect with rage.
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