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  1. So this thread isn't about married guys that occasionally suck a cock? I'm so confused. I thought this was another forum, my bad.
  2. Hey, I am enjoying the reanimated corpse of Marlon Byrd.
  3. Swan Swan H wrote: MFS62 wrote: Good knowledge. Good Humor. Six Sigma means six standard deviations, so I'm guessing you'll leave that punch line to Fmann. Later He passed six deviations when he was in middle school. I'm only deviant compared to societal norms. It's all about context, people.
  4. "'s wife is hot and gives me arousal in my pants-ish regions."
  5. I thought this thread was going to be about girls with big hineys that got flower baskets from Derek Jeter.
  6. Ugh, Ed Coleman on the FAN (and XM) in place of Howie.
  7. Jesus tap dancing fucking Christ.
  8. This thread is funny, and sad. Like a clown's funeral.
  9. FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUUUUCK
  10. Ugh. Cowgill breaks the wrong way.
  11. Or, just maybe, Bobby P shuts the door. It could go down that way, right?
  12. Sorry, Gary, some schlub reliever for the Marlins can never be the pride of Lubbock, Texas.
  13. Turner with the well struck double. Let's get an insurance run, OK?
  14. Got to like the 1-6-3
  15. Heads up D there by Turner and Tejada to get the runner.
  16. Pumpsie Green Don Aase R.A. Dickey Mike Bordick Manny "G"Aybar Rod Gaspar Jeff Musselman JJ Putz Dick Rusteck
  17. Matt Harvey vs Jose Fernandez. May the best Mets win.
  18. Not on TV in Syracuse, for the FIOS subscribers out there. I listened on my iPhone via XM as they gave it away. Bastards.
  19. Ugh. One bad inning by Gee. No bad innings by Kyle Schmendrick.
  20. As always, you are the man who sets the bar I am for. Well done.
  21. John Cougar Lunchbucket wrote: serving creamy justice in your face.
  22. I'm ready to launch Hefner from a cannon like the way they used to make puffed rice cereal.
  23. Listening at work via XM. Howie's off today, apparently, it's Josh and some dingus with the call. Going to give Charley Steiner and the LA broadcast team a listen for a change.
  24. A Boy Named Seo wrote: Somebody's clearly punching Jordany in the dick and balls at about :45 seconds into this highlight clip. http://scores.espn.go.com/mlb/recap?gameId=330424121 1) Who's doing the dick punching? 2) Is dick punching ever funny unless the guy getting punched is a dick himself? And then is it funny? maybe. EDIT: Mets.com has the reverse angle and it was our own Captain Dick Punch with the fister up the middle. http://newyork.mets.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?c_id=nym&content_id=26570647&topic_id=28898650 I can't advocate cock punching unless it's done by someone's mouth/face.
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