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DOO DAH!

I'm pacing around my basement like a lunatic.

CESPEDES! ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?!?!?!

Well isn't this INTERESTING! Cespedes coming up as the potential tying run against deposed closer Drew Storen.

Zvon wrote: I'm watching portions of this game again. These GifCards don't make themselves. [fimg=300]https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-gia4YQ5p7Fw/Ve40atRKgaI/AAAAAAAAeqQ/uWuxmZ38Fac/s532-Ic42/mfcDWbattlecry-z15.gif[/fimg] This right here is awesomer than a pair of big tits.

Spent the whole day at the beach. Had the blinders on. The entire day was built around being unplugged and then enjoying the replay tonight on SNY. So what happens? I'm cooking dinner and I get a FB message at 5:30 from a running friend who is a Mets fan saying, "Good win today!" I said, "Yeah, thanks for spoiling it for me, dude." I still watched the entire replay. Good thread, good team, good win.

Fuck 2007. Then, when you're done, and you've had a nap and a snack, fuck 2008. Give it to them both.

Mom figures out from her phone that her child might be half-tarded.

Harvey day. Chance to bury these humps a game deeper in the standings. Jordan Zimmmermmannn on the hill for the home team.

Niese vs Scherzer. Heroes vs Dickheads. Discuss.

He told me he was clean, that I could trust him. But he gave me crabs, the bastard. Now I have Itchy-ros in my pube-a-roos.

Bartolo is the shit.

It's Bartolo's world. We are all just toppings on the awesomeness sandwich he's serving up.

[crossout:3tixhbz8]Atrocius McSuckabunch[/crossout:3tixhbz8] Eric O'Flaherty

Enough already.

Lord deliver us from Eric O'Flaherty.

soupcan wrote: Ugly or not, my feeling is that Harvey is not going to be a long term Met so I'm not going to get my panties in a twist about it. I love Harv but he just doesn't strike me as the type to be happy in Queens. He's a money guy. Boras will, as Boras does, encourage him toward the biggest contract and we all know that it won't be the one the Mets are offering. He'll wind up in Anaheim or Texas. I bet he's researching the quality of the Colorado school systems right now.

Mr. Met Puppet Guy wrote: I can't believe we drove all the way down just for this, Mr. Met. What's that? No, you can't drive home ... . Because you've had a few too many, THAT'S why. C'mon, let's pull for the Braves here. I don't care how dirty it feels. Ohhhhh, oh, oh-oh-oh... I'm rooting for anything that Mr. Met Puppet Guy is rooting for, short of a prostate check that is.

Watching on MLB Extra Innings and trying to stomach McCarver in the St. Louis booth. He sounds old and out of it, like an uncle that no one wants to sit next to at Passover.

Tyler Clippard is the king shit. He's hung like a Mexican drug lord out there.

Edgy MD wrote: Edgy MD wrote: One guy � former-Met-farmhand-with-a-crazy-wife Marc Kiger Details? We've visited it before but a high-profile Oakland Athletics/Vancouver Canadians blogger pointed out the unfortunate choice of Kiger to declare himself a free agent, rather than be farmed out by the A's, as Kiger ended up grinding it out in Binghamton. While the Athletics soon had a rash of injuries in their infield, that would likely have led to his promotion. Unfortunately, all the ol' links are dead. Kiger's wife, a hard-partying, hard-talking small town girl � fond of online glamour shots and singing "They tried to make me go to rehab but I said, 'No, no, no!" � who seemingly had been chasing ballplayers for years before landing Marc, who was five years her junior, went into beast mode, and ripped this guy highly uncharitably. The rule being not to get in a war of words with guys who buy ink by the barrel, he went back just as hard, with far more embarrassing online material of hers to cull. Poor Kiger had to get involved and negotiate a ceasefire. Her online name was "Bedhead Barbie." This whole thing reads like something you made up while drinking a latte. Kudos to you.

John Cougar Lunchbucket wrote: Larry Anderson on the Phillies broadcast just relayed that the 1st time he opposed the Mets it wasn't at Shea bit at MFY Stadium. "They were renovating Shea," he said. Larry Andersen can eat Honey Smacks� out of my asshole.

Parnell and O'Flaherty are real win repellant.

Fboy will be happy to know that the "Face Buttley" moniker has continued to perpetuate in the CPF universe, to the extent that he can appreciate such things.

Woke up from my post-run nap just in time to see Murph and Cuddy put the go ahead run on the board.