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Remaining citizens of the interstate: José Reyes is churning across Pennsylvania toward the Chemung-Tioga County line on I-86. Drive I-86 (overlaps on Rt 17) regularly on our sojourns to the Maryland/Virginia areas. Beautiful southern tier driving there.

John Cougar Lunchbucket wrote: d'Kong76 wrote: [youtube]-sUXMzkh-jI[/youtube] I love that video. Never know that Bon Scott was playing the bagpipes on that song. Cool.

Man has near hiring experience with ethnic lady.

Got those 2 runs right back! Yay Mets

Second double of the night. This thread rulez

Centerfield wrote: If you are feeling down today, I found this article cheered me up: http://www.northjersey.com/story/sports/mlb/mets/2017/05/03/noah-syndergaard/309182001/ Important points: *The doctor quoted here thinks 2-3 months for Noah. Which means there is a good chance we have him for the entire second half. I'm good with that. *Matz and Lugo threw off the mound and had no discomfort. This is good. We are in a pitching crisis now, but if just one of these guys can be ready in a few weeks, we just have to hold the fort until then. The upcoming schedule is not tough. There is enough talent to win until then. *Ces and Duda are rehabbing. As is Flores. I would guess Wilmer will be the first back. Duda and Ces following within a week or two. Other reasons to be optimistic: *I actually thought Harvey was better than his line showed. His stuff seems to be coming back. You figure he's going to be rusty still after so much time off. Once he gets comfortable I think he will get that confidence and swagger back. Big second half for the Harvster. *We are two days into May and Michael Conforto is still hitting! Delicious Kool Aid. Keep pouring.

Wow, KABOOM AGAIN. If only the bullpen had not shat upon the mound so greatly.

Ghouls ride train.

Frayed Knot wrote: But at least they'll have Rex Ryan this fall so I'm sure that'll keep the masses tuned in. If "jerking off on the internet while looking at foot pics" is ever going to be a major sport in this country, well, you've got to start with the experts.

Edgy MD wrote: Ex-Mets working for the Braves include their replay review coach (Who's Your) Buddy Carlyle. That's a real thing? Come on. Professional TV watcher.

One game at a time, kids. Another 7:35 start, Hatt Marvey vs. R.A. Dickey.

Put it in the books!

Today's game starts at 7:35. No word yet on who else may have been injured since yesterday. Gsellman vs Teheran are the scheduled starters.

Calamitous.

Do I listen half attentively while working? Or do I set the DVR and watch it tonight, fresh, ignoring all social media until then?

Edgy MD wrote: Moreover, he will be the first MLB player born in Africa. I thought there was an Egyptian player at some point, did I imagine that?

We live in a nation of busybodies, tattletales, and assorted other lifeless wonders. Do your thing and let others do theirs. People in that racket are all parasites.

cooby wrote: What do you call a pig that plays baseball?

Ceetar wrote: Nice to mitt you. I like this answer better actually.

That's 1-8 in their last 9. Gross.

Get that raccoon out here, it's an emergency!

Dang.

I want more analysis of Scherzer's non matching eyeballs. He's an odd looking bird.

Wheeler gets through 6 IP at less than 100 pitches thrown. Nice to see progress there, especially after the first inning doodie fest.