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Yep umpiring has been bad. Giving a nice help to the Shitdicks tonight.

Wow. Finally, a reason for hate. I mean, another one.

Maybe the home field helps us.

Frayed Knot wrote: Not only are about 40% of the high-priced seats in that stadium empty, but at least 40% of those who are there aren't watching the game, something that becomes even more obvious when they show replays. Noticed that too. Pretty expensive seat to sit in just to dick around on your phone.

. [bigpurple:29wyb17t]Wow KABOOM![/bigpurple:29wyb17t] Let's get another run boys!

Now, I know, it's 0-2 in the Bronx, but, now, we go over to Queens, and I don't have to tell you, I don't think "queens" are very American. I'm not saying don't be gay, I'm just saying, that the vagina has TWO SIDES to it. Or you know, labia, sides, whatever. John Rocker, now, that guy was a real innovator! What happened to that cracker ass cracker? Mets fans, if you need me, I'll be Steve Bannon-ing myself over here in the corner, thinking about tearing down statues and how persecuted I am and how unfair the world is.

Frayed Knot wrote: I recall that we were mostly in favor of extending Walker the QO last winter, although certainly part of that was due to feeling that he'd reject it. Had the QO rules last year been what they are now it's likely it never would have been offered and then who knows how things would have turned out. Certainly the season couldn't have gone much worse. I am pleased to note that I suggested they not make the QO to him in that thread. I'm so damn smart.

I hope the Mets spend the whole week dickslapping these guys.

dgwphotography wrote: Oh, that just made my day... Yep. Rock hard.

Ok, so, you know how busy I am, working so hard for the American people. And yet, I’m going to stop all this Presidenting I’m doing all day and help you guys know what you’re up against this week when your team plays the greatest team out there, the New York Yankees. And I guess that really, the Yankees are like me. They just win. I mean, no one thought I was going to win, but then BAM! I got 306 electoral votes! So, anyway, let’s go through their lineup. At catcher, you got, uh, what’s his name? Gary Sanchez (.269/19/55)? OK, so I’m told he’s from the Dominican Republic. So that’s one of those countries south of my wall that I didn’t build yet, but, uh, lemme tell you, once you pay for that wall, no more Gary Sanchezes, OK? At first base, Chase Headley (.272/7/45). Chase, you know, that reminds me, can I tell you this story? We’re not the boy scouts here or anything. I used to “chase” these beauty pageant contestants around in the dressing rooms and boy, these girls were fast! Hard to grab em by their Jeters, if you get me. Anyway. Where was I? Oh, yeah, that’s right, 306 electoral votes! Shocked the world! So, second base, speaking of second base, you got this kid Ronald Torreyes (.287/3/31) filling in for Starlin Castro, and he’s from Venezuela, so, you know, he’s not a voter, so I don’t really have much to say to him. Of course, I’m sure he cast 100 illegal votes for crooked Hillary, so, you know, it’s a big scam. I got so many votes! Did you see the crowds at my inauguration? At short, Didi Gregorious (.312/18/56). And I know, cause I went to a real good school and all, that “gregorious” also means … uh, it’s a word, I know that! It means something! I am gonna get Mooch to look into that as he’s my new communications guy! So, let me call Mooch now Aw, hell, OK. Let’s keep going. Third base! We got Todd Frasier (.213/19/53). He’s hitting .213, so, I’m thinking I should fire him. Tell you what, I’m gonna have that Huckaroo gal report back to you in a press conference and let you know what I’m gonna do, cause she’s doing a bang up job too. Left field you got Brett Gardner (.254/19/49). He’s from South Carolna, you know, that’s one of the states where these awesome patriots all live! Yeah, you know, you can tell, cause they got that neat-o flag with the big X on it. Man that thing is cool! Oh, OK, so that’s a Confederate flag. I like it, good name! Center field, Aaron Hicks (.280/11/39). I’m not going to say anything bad about hicks. Those guys are the reason I’m here! Right field, Aaron Judge (.289/35/78). I don’t have anything nice to say about any judge. They took my beautiful ban and said it was mean. Like three times! It’s like it doesn’t matter what color crayon I write that in, they keep sending it back. MEANIES. Pitching matchup for game 1 is Rafael Montero against, uh TBD? TBD is what Melania tells me when I try to get all up in her Tasters’ Choice. Like, hey, trophy wife, how bout I break a piece off, drive one down your fairway? And she says “TBD,” like, well maybe, to be determined. What kind of nonsense is that? I’ll get Suzyn Waldman on the phone, she’s always down for a party. Game 2, uh, deGrom against Sonny Gray. Sonny, that reminds me of my son Eric. I think clearly his mama was smoking during the pregnancy. Have you gotten a good luck at this guy? Forget it. I’d rather hang out in a bathtub with Rosie O’Donnell. Game 3. Lugo vs. Jamie Garcia (5-9, 4.50). Well, I’m amazed, a girl in the major leagues! This Jamie chick is a real dish, I hear, too. I like em that way OK so it’s a guy names Hy-may apparently. This is why we can’t let these people serve in the army! Too much confusion. Game 4. Matz vs Luis Severino (9-5, 3.32). OK, I’m done here, I missed the last four hours of CNN and they might have said something about me. I gotta go rewind my DVR.

Erick Goeddell looks like Danny Noonan from "Caddyshack," now that I get a good look at the face and the curly hair.

Dang. Insurance runs for the Phucktards.

This is a good game. I'm casting an online stream found on Reddit to me TV using Chromecast as I do all the WPIX games these days.

Good game.

FIRST KABOOM IN THE BIGGIES FOR THE KID

Nice work by Robles there to clean up that mess.

Blevins not getting it done tonight.

Fboy and I are watching (well, he's off to bed).

The only silver lining is that he didn't go to the MFYs. They were the other rumored team to be hot and heavy for JB. But still, yah, color me non impressed.

I turned it off when it went from 5-0 to 7-0.

Mats showing utter disregard for the baserunners and now BOOM. Wheels, off.

Centerfield wrote: As is often the case, one D is larger than the other d. I also miss Mrs. Jose Lima. Godspeed, juggo.

I love the Sunday night games, while the broadcasting sucks, at least it gives me something to watch that night. Most Sunday matinees I miss due to napping related activities.

I watched it on the replay. Which means I was sad, only, way later in the day.

This pitcher, maybe, uh, not so good at pitching.