I guess I'll post this one here. After all, I'm certainly above reposting dubiously-sourced rumors...well, maybe we can make an exception: Is Jayson Werth having an affair with Chase Utley's wife? A WATP From: "We Should Be GMs.com" Funny, but I'd like to know who Sucky and Hearing-Imapiredy are... Phils get: Cliff Lee Mets get: Jayson Werth Mariners get: Three useless Mets prospects kind of like Frenchy, Sucky, and Hearing-impairedy. Why it works: Ooh, a three way. Phils get pitching. Mariners get prospects. Mets get offense. Also, this is the perfect way to sabotage the Mets as Werth can start sleeping with David Wright's...or Jose Reyes'...or, aww crap, they're all gay. This won't work.