Edgy MD

Jayson Werth rendered in tinned fish.

Clickhole ain't the Onion. But it's a weird satire site that my nephew treats as his religion. It's sort of meta, in that it's sort of a clickbait site that mocks articles on clickbait sites (like false death stories) while still being a clickbait site.

It will be interesting to see if there's anything to Miller's declining strikeout rates. I would guess the Cardinal brass was thinking there might be.

Braves Nation, which is shutting down operations this offseason, seems mostly tomahawk down on this dealio. Julio & Miller looked like a great tandem to have 2 years ago, but with the way Miller's strikeout numbers fell off the map last year I can't imagine that his ceiling is any higher than a 2 or a 3. You can tell Frank Wren isn't running this team anymore. Wings of Steel wrote: Who wants to commit mass suicide with me? We'll go to that big ass bridge in Savannah on Saturday and jump. vnodnarb wrote: Our rotation should be good again. We should probably just watch the pitching half of Braves games this coming season.

Wondering who has the division's best pitching, I sought some projections for next season and compared. The only numbers published so far are the "Steamer" projections from FanGraphs. I'll state right out that I don't know how much creditability they have or deserve --- they're more optimistic about Jose Fernandez than Matt Harvey, for instance, even though Harvey is projected to be ready for opening day, and the last we've heard about Fernandez has him out until something like mid-season. But they're seriously bearish about Shelby Miller. Dillon Gee, too. Anyhow, as unlikely as it is that they're right, hopefully the hits balance out the misses in a bigger data set. Well hopefully not, actually, because they seem to suggest what we probably already know, and that's that the Nats' staff is still the class of the division. Teams#1 GuyWAR#2 GuyWAR#3 GuyWAR#4 GuyWAR#5 GuyWAR#6 GuyWAR#7 GuyWARTotalAtlantaWood2.2Teheran1.3Medlen0.9Minor0.9Miller0.8Beachy0.4Hale-0.56.0MiamiFernandez3.3Alvarez1.7Eovaldi1.4Cosart1.0Koehler0.8Heaney0.4Hand-0.18.5New YorkHarvey2.9Colon2.1deGrom1.3Wheeler1.3Niese0.9Montero0.1Gee-0.18.5PhiladelphiaHamels2.5Lee2.2Gonzalez0.6Williams0.4Buchanan0.2Buchanan0.2Pettibone0.16.2WashingtonStrasburg3.8Zimmerman2.9Fister2.1Gonzalez2.0Roark1.2Jordan0.3Treinin0.212.5

Braves looking like they're joining the Mets as a team with six starters.

Nicer story at FaFiF.

There's a lot of starting pitching in this division.

Hard to say where we'll be when we find out. I'll be 60 when that contract is completed.

Is Nancy wearing a monocle?

With every task I complete, I stand up in my cubicle, bow to my neighbor, rotate 15 degrees, bow again, and continue until I've bowed to the entire unit.

Rotten Tomatos Critics Rating: 95% Rotten Tomatos Audience Rating: 75% Us? We bailed early. Didn't even stay with it long enough to give it an honest rating.

I was thinking Tommy LaSorda. Great and willing ambassador for baseball. But it's hard to see in him the genuineness and good will that O'Neil represented. Banks certainly has buckets of these last two, and is a natural successor to O'Neil, but isn't the type to tap into the endless reserve of baseball lore that O'Neil had. I guess Vin Scully is something akin.

In a seemingly unhappy future, the earth's remaining population is confined to a train, slowly circling the globe. Classes are divided by which car you ride on. Chris Evans, I gather, is a passenger who doesn't like that arrangement. I'm not particularly sure, as I haven't seen the film yet. But I'M GOIN' IN!! [fimg=450:oa92bokz]https://fanart.tv/fanart/movies/110415/movieposter/snowpiercer-5344811ea1884.jpg[/fimg:oa92bokz]

That's some good shufflin' boogie. MLB follows up the no-hittiness with a 6-1 win. Justin Morneau homers. Chris Capuano goes five for the win.

Don't think I didn't read this. I certainly did. Great stuff. Who is the closest thing to Buck O'Neil baseball has left?

MLB stars no-hit. Robbie Cano fractures a toe. Ouch.

It's finally clear to me why corn comes by the ear.

I'm just surprised that under the skin of your standard ear is sweet, tasty corn.

Rubin's report came out a week after Turner was non-tendered. The one who needs to hustle more is Calcaterra.

Compete with a shot of Niese laying on the pavement.

Man, that's an even more daring ballpark design than the Big O.

News of Parnell's return schedule leads to the first time the roster kinda gets scaled back this offseason. Good new if you live in Germentown, though. No guarantee that slot goes to Gonzalez, of course, but as the next lefty in line, he gets to squat it. Terry says Bobby's looking HAWT. Laura Albanese @AlbaneseLaura More from Collins. Parnell has put on 15 lbs of muscle. "Wait til you see [him]...Oh my God...He looks absolutely tremendous." 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Coach=#BF0000]Strength and Cond. Coach[fimg=90]http://newyork.mets.mlb.com/images/coaches/mugshots/114712.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2014/10/wally-backman.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]http://newyork.mets.mlb.com/images/coaches/mugshots/111191.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2014/10/mike-barwis.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/dustin-clarke.jpg[/fimg]NameBob GerenWally BackmanRicky BonesMike BarwisDustin ClarkeDoB9/22/61 #79/22/59 #64/7/69 #256/6/73circa 1987Position=#BF0000]Bullpen Catcher=#BF0000]Bullpen Catcher[fimg=90]http://newyork.mets.mlb.com/images/coaches/mugshots/534948.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]http://newyork.mets.mlb.com/images/coaches/mugshots/430002.jpg[/fimg]NameDave RacanielloEric LangillDoB6/3/78 #547/7/58 #18 Your New York Mets PositionStarting PitcherStarting PitcherStarting PitcherStarting PitcherStarting Pitcher[fimg=90]http://newyork.mets.mlb.com/images/players/mugshot/ph_112526.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]http://newyork.mets.mlb.com/images/players/mugshot/ph_594798.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]http://newyork.mets.mlb.com/images/players/mugshot/ph_518774.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]http://newyork.mets.mlb.com/images/players/mugshot/ph_477003.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]http://newyork.mets.mlb.com/images/players/mugshot/ph_554430.jpg[/fimg]NameBartolo ColonJacob deGromMatt HarveyJonathon NieseZack WheelerDoB5/24/73 #406/19/88 #483/27/89 #3310/27/86 #495/30/90 #45MLB Stats15-13, 4.09 202.1 IP, 30/1519-6, 2.69 140.1 IP, 43/1449-11, 3.40 187.2 IP, 45/13811-11, 3.54 185.1 IP, 79/187AAA Stats4-0, 2.58 38.1 IP, 10/29Position=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[fimg=90]http://newyork.mets.mlb.com/images/players/mugshot/ph_502195.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]http://newyork.mets.mlb.com/images/players/mugshot/ph_572831.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]http://newyork.mets.mlb.com/images/players/mugshot/ph_544727.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]http://newyork.mets.mlb.com/images/players/mugshot/ph_518716.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]http://newyork.mets.mlb.com/images/players/mugshot/ph_542674.jpg[/fimg]NameVic BlackJosh EdginJeurys FamiliaDillon GeeGonzalez GermenDoB5/23/88 #3812/17/86 #6610/10/89 #274/28/86 #719/23/87 #71MLB Stats2-3, 2.60 34.2 IP, 19/321-0, 1.32 27.1 IP, 6/282-5 (5), 2.21 77.1 IP, 32/737-8, 4.00 137.1 IP, 43/940-0, 4.75 30.1 IP, 14/31AAA Stats0-1 (7), 1.45 18.2 IP, 17/183-0, 4.97 12.2 IP, 11/123-1 (6), 2.38 22.2 IP, 10/21A+ Stats1-0, 0.00 5.2 IP, 0/10RK Stats0-0, 0.00 2.0 IP, 0/2Position=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher=#FF8000]Relief 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.222/.500//.722Position=#8000FF]Infielder=#8000FF]Infielder=#8000FF]Infielder=#8000FF]Infielder=#8000FF]Infielder[fimg=90]http://newyork.mets.mlb.com/images/players/mugshot/ph_446263.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]http://newyork.mets.mlb.com/images/players/mugshot/ph_527038.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]http://newyork.mets.mlb.com/images/players/mugshot/ph_502517.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]http://newyork.mets.mlb.com/images/players/mugshot/ph_514913.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]http://mlb.mlb.com/images/players/mugshot/ph_431151.jpg[/fimg]NameLucas DudaWilmer FloresDaniel MurphyRuben TejadaDavid WrightDoB2/3/86 #218/6/91 #44/11/85 #2810/27/89 #1112/20/82 #5MLB Stats596 PA, .253/30/92 .349/.481//.830274 PA, .251/6/29 .286/.378//.664642 PA, .289/9/57 .332/.403//.735419 PA, .237/5/34 .342/.310//.652586 PA, .269/8/63 .324/.374//.698AAA Stats241 PA, .323/13/57 .367/.568//.935Position=#BF0000]Outfielder=#0000FF]Outfielder=#0000FF]Outfielder=#0000FF]Outfielder=#0000FF]Outfielder[fimg=90]http://newyork.mets.mlb.com/images/players/mugshot/ph_150212.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]http://newyork.mets.mlb.com/images/players/mugshot/ph_434158.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]http://newyork.mets.mlb.com/images/players/mugshot/ph_501571.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]http://newyork.mets.mlb.com/images/players/mugshot/ph_543590.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]http://newyork.mets.mlb.com/images/players/mugshot/ph_458913.jpg[/fimg]NameMichael CuddyerCurtis GrandersonJuan LagaresKirk NieuwenhuisEric Young, Jr.DoB9/27/79 #7??3/16/81 #33/17/89 #128/7/87 #95/25/85 #22MLB Stats205 PA, .332/10/3 .376/.579//.955654 PA, .227/20/66 .326/.388//.714452 PA, .281/4/47 .321/.382//.703112 PA, .259/3/16 .346/.482//.828280 PA, .229/1/17 .299/.311//.610AAA Stats2 PA, .000/0/0 .500/.000//.50010 PA, .444/0/0 .500/.556//1.056229 PA, .265/11/32 .319/.512//.831AA Stats13 PA, .182/0/0 .308/.182//.4909 PA, .250/0/1 .333/.250//.58311 PA, .000/0/0 .182/.000//.182RK Stats22 PA, .579/0/9 .591/.895//1.4868 PA, .000/0/0 .000/.000//.000 Also on 40-Man Roster PositionStarting PitcherStarting PitcherRelief Pitcher=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[fimg=90]http://newyork.mets.mlb.com/images/players/mugshot/ph_571927.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]http://newyork.mets.mlb.com/images/players/mugshot/ph_606160.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]http://newyork.mets.mlb.com/images/players/mugshot/ph_516714.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]http://newyork.mets.mlb.com/images/players/mugshot/ph_592390.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]http://newyork.mets.mlb.com/images/players/mugshot/ph_458730.jpg[/fimg]NameSteven MatzRafael MonteroDario AlvarezEric GoeddelBobby ParnellDoB5/29/91 #6310/17/90 #501/17/89 #6812/20/88 #629/8/84 #39MLB Stats1-3, 4.06 44.1 IP, 23/420-0, 13.50 1.1 IP, 0/10-0, 2.70 6.2 IP, 4/60-0, 9.00 1.0 IP, 1/1AAA Stats6-4, 3.60 80.0 IP, 34/803-2, 5.37 63.2 IP, 30/64AA Stats6-5, 2.27 71.1 IP, 14/691-0, 0.00 5.2 IP, 0/9A+ Stats4-4, 2.21 71.1 IP, 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.282/2/29 .345/.345//.690AAA Stats309 PA, .307/3/23 .355/.410//.76523 PA, .353/0/4 .522/.588//1.110AAA Stats7 PA, .333/0/2 .429/.599//.929 Also in Camp Position=#BF0000]Catcher=#8000FF]Infielder=#BF0000]Infielder[fimg=90]http://www.milb.com/images/476192/generic/180x270/476192.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]http://www.milb.com/images/450315/t400/180x270/450315.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]http://mlb.mlb.com/images/players/mugshot/ph_543008.jpg[/fimg]NameJohnny MonellBrandon AllenAlex CastellanosDoB3/27/1986 #??2/12/86 #??8/4/86 #??AAA Stats226 PA, .238/4/24 .301/.364//.665375 PA, .266/13/52 .368/.434//.802408 PA, .275/8/42 .351/.439//.790A+ Stats25 PA, .471/0/5 .640/.647//1.287 Major League Free Agents PositionStarting PitcherStarting Pitcher=#008000] Catcher=#8000FF]Infielder[fimg=90]http://newyork.mets.mlb.com/images/players/mugshot/ph_458709.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]http://newyork.mets.mlb.com/images/players/mugshot/ph_493137.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]http://newyork.mets.mlb.com/images/players/mugshot/ph_460003.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]http://newyork.mets.mlb.com/images/players/mugshot/ph_435560.jpg[/fimg]NameJohn LannanDaisuke MatsuzakaTaylor TeagardenOmar QuintanillaDoB9/27/84 #329/13/80 #1612/21/83 #2310/24/81 #0MLB Stats1-0, 15.75 4.0 IP, 2/23-3, 3.89 83.1 IP, 50/7830 PA, .143/1/5 .200/.250//.45031 PA, .207/0/3 .258/.241//.499AAA Stats3-2, 6.75 34.2 IP, 14/190-0, 2.25 12.0 IP, 6/12211 PA, .303/14/39 .403/.579//.981 170 PA, .232/3/27 .271/.381//.652 AA Stats1-0, 1.50 6.0 IP, 0/3A+ Stats0-3, 6.75 21.1 IP, 7/110-0, 0.00 6.0 IP, 0/46 PA, .333/0/0 .333/.333//.667SS A+ Stats1-0, 0.00 5.0 IP, 2/7RK Stats7 PA, .200/0/0 .333/.400//.733 Minor League Free Agents PositionStarting PitcherStarting PitcherStarting PitcherStarting Pitcher=#FF8000]Relief 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9/15Position=#8000FF]Infielder=#8000FF]Infielder=#8000FF]Infielder=#8000FF]Infielder=#8000FF]Infielder[fimg=90]http://www.milb.com/images/488852/t400/180x270/488852.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]http://www.milb.com/images/520548/t400/180x270/520548.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]http://www.milb.com/images/457810/t505/180x270/457810.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]http://newyork.mets.mlb.com/images/players/mugshot/ph_543744.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]http://www.milb.com/images/554190/t453/180x270/554190.jpg[/fimg]NameAllen DykstraAnthony SeratelliBrian BurgamyJosh SatinDimas PonceDoB5/21/87 #??2/27/83 #??6/27/81 #??12/23/84 #131/22/91 #??MLB Stats43 PA, .086/0/3 .256/.143//.399 AAA Stats439 PA, .280/16/74 .426/.504//.930294 PA, .279/5/40 .385/.414//.79943 PA, .086/0/3 .256/.143//.399 AA Stats527 PA, .276/23/76 .376/.504//.880SS A+ Stats63 PA, .109/0/2 .183/.182//.365 Rule 5 Vulnerable PositionStarting PitcherStarting PitcherStarting PitcherStarting PitcherStarting Pitcher[fimg=90]http://www.milb.com/images/593594/t453/180x270/593594.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]http://www.milb.com/images/606491/t506/180x270/606491.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]http://www.milb.com/images/593604/t453/180x270/593604.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]http://www.milb.com/images/silhouette/180x270.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]http://www.milb.com/images/silhouette/180x270.jpg[/fimg]NameOctavio AcostaGaby AlmonteAlberto BaldonadoKevin CanelonJose CelasDoB8/3/908/15/922/1/931/16/941/12/91A Stats1-2, 3.14 28.2 IP, 14/180-7, 5.00 54.0 IP, 16/29SS A+ Stats3-3, 2.80 45.0 IP, 11/363-4, 4.34 47.2 IP, 20/43RK Stats1-2 (1), 1.45 37.1 IP, 1/301-2, 3.28 35.2 IP, 22/37PositionStarting PitcherStarting PitcherStarting PitcherStarting PitcherStarting Pitcher[fimg=90]http://www.milb.com/images/553859/t543/180x270/553859.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]http://www.milb.com/images/silhouette/180x270.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]http://www.milb.com/images/silhouette/180x270.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]http://www.milb.com/images/593670/t505/180x270/593670.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]http://www.milb.com/images/543508/generic/180x270/543508.jpg[/fimg]NameMiller DiazAudry GermanCarlos GomezRainy LaraCory MazzoniDoB6/22/928/16/923/30/923/14/9110/19/89AAA Stats5-1, 4.67 52.0 IP, 12/49AA Stats6-4 (2), 4.31 108.2 IP, 26/712-0, 4.50 12.0 IP, 4/10A+ Stats0-0, 5.00 9.0 IP, 3/9A Stats6-1 (2), 2.25 68.0 IP, 27/79SS A Stats0-1, 15.68 10.1 IP, 10/8RK Stats3-2, 3.94 29.2 IP, 3/160-1, 4.50 4.0 IP, 1/7PositionStarting PitcherStarting PitcherStarting PitcherStarting PitcherStarting Pitcher[fimg=90]http://www.milb.com/images/593674/t506/180x270/593674.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]http://www.milb.com/images/605414/generic/180x270/605414.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]http://www.milb.com/images/silhouette/180x270.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]http://www.milb.com/images/475442/t505/180x270/475442.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]http://www.milb.com/images/543652/t505/180x270/543652.jpg[/fimg]NameYoryi NuezAlex PanteliodisLenny RosarioGreg PeaveyTyler PillDoB2/13/937/7/905/15/917/11/995/29/90AAA Stats1-5, 11.62 28.2 IP, 17/240-0, 7.71 4.2 IP, 3/4AA Stats0-1, 12.27 3.2 IP, 2/211-3, 2.90 115.0 IP, 26/999-5, 3.83 124.2 IP, 29/120A+ Stats1-0, 3.38 8.0 IP, 0/6A Stats5-5, 4.52 77.2 IP, 16/39SS A Stats5-4, 3.66 46.2 IP, 38/41PositionStarting PitcherStarting PitcherStarting PitcherStarting Pitcher=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[fimg=90]http://www.milb.com/images/592789/t400/180x270/592789.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]http://www.milb.com/images/593619/t507/180x270/593619.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]http://www.milb.com/images/548337/t400/180x270/548337.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]http://www.milb.com/images/593679/t505/180x270/593679.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]http://www.milb.com/images/608762/t453/180x270/608762.jpg[/fimg]NameNoah SyndergaardDomingo TapiaLogan VerrettGabriel YnoaShane BayDoB8/29/9212/16/916/19/905/26/932/29/92AAA Stats9-7, 4.60 133.0 IP, 43/14511-5, 4.33 162 IP, 34/119AA Stats3-2, 4.21 66.1 IP, 12/42A+ Stats6-8, 3.96 109.0 IP, 51/568-2, 3.95 148.1 IP, 25/106SS A+ Stats0-1, 1.59 22.2 IP, 3/22Position=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[fimg=90]http://www.milb.com/images/607473/generic/180x270/607473.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]http://www.milb.com/images/571560/t507/180x270/571560.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]http://www.milb.com/images/572771/generic/180x270/572771.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]http://www.milb.com/images/silhouette/180x270.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]http://www.milb.com/images/595860/t506/180x270/595860.jpg[/fimg]NameChasen BradfordT.J. ChismJohn ChurchJose EncarnacionRamon EstevezDoB8/5/898/9/8811/4/8610/11/9010/27/90AAA Stats3-2, 3.52 46.0 IP, 4/411-3 (1), 4.50 34.0 IP, 11/28AA Stats1-2, 2.03 26.2 IP, 6/251-0, 7.65 20.0 IP, 12/162-0 (1), 3.13 23.0 IP, 5/28A+ Stats0-4 (4), 4.07 24.1 IP, 7/27SS A Stats1-1 (3), 3.86 23.1 IP, 6/22Position=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[fimg=90]http://www.milb.com/images/silhouette/180x270.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]http://www.milb.com/images/534803/t505/180x270/534803.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]http://www.milb.com/images/502653/generic/180x270/502653.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]http://www.milb.com/images/593610/t507/180x270/593610.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]http://www.milb.com/images/597972/generic/180x270/597972.jpg[/fimg]NameGabriel FelizRandy FontanezRyan FraserJulian HilarioChase HuchingsonDoB12/12/925/18/898/27/888/17/904/14/89AA Stats0-1 (2), 4.86 33.1 IP, 14/333-2, 6.39 33.1 IP, 14/344-0, 3.10 29.0 IP, 16/26A+ Stats2-1 (10), 2.56 31.2 IP, 7/332-1 (10), 2.56 25.1 IP, 11/151-1, 5.79 25.1 IP, 11/160-0 (1), 7.11 6.0 IP, 5/7RK Stats2-0 (1), 3.55 23.1 IP, 6/22Position=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[fimg=90]http://www.milb.com/images/592473/t505/180x270/592473.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]http://www.milb.com/images/605333/generic/180x270/605333.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]http://www.milb.com/images/607625/t507/180x270/607625.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]http://www.milb.com/images/silhouette/180x270.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]http://www.milb.com/images/571950/t543/180x270/571950.jpg[/fimg]NameAdam KolarekJack LeathersichSeth LugoLuis MateoJohn MinconeDoB1/14/897/14/9011/17/893/22/907/23/89AAA Stats0-0, 5.40 8.1 IP, 7/14AA Stats1-2, 6.07 56.1 IP, 21/433-3 (1), 2.93 46.0 IP, 21/79A+ Stats8-3 (3), 4.11 105.0 IP, 38/114A Stats2-3 (1), 4.61 54.2 IP, 17/46SS A+ Stats0-0, 7.20 5.0 IP, 1/4Rk StatsRK Stats0-0 (1), 1.69 5.1 IP, 2/10Position=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[fimg=90]http://www.milb.com/images/592560/generic/180x270/592560.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]http://www.milb.com/images/592570/t543/180x270/592570.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]http://www.milb.com/images/silhouette/180x270.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]http://www.milb.com/images/574968/t453/180x270/574968.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]http://www.milb.com/images/543856/generic/180x270/543856.jpg[/fimg]NameBret MitchellAkeel MorrisFlabio OrtegaLuis RengelZack ThorntonDoB12/10/8811/14/928/19/903/19/905/19/88AA Stats3-5 (1), 3.90 67.0 IP, 22/73A+ Stats1-0, 4.91 11.0 IP, 9/10A Stats2-1 (1), 2.57 28.0 IP, 8/344-1 (16), 0.63 57.0 IP, 22/89SS A+ Stats0-1, 5.00 9.0 IP, 5/11SS A Stats0-0, 0.00 6.0 IP, 2/8RK Stats0-0, 0.00 2.0 IP, 0/32-0 (1), 2.19 57.0 IP, 22/89Position=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[fimg=90]http://www.milb.com/images/550495/t505/180x270/550495.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]http://www.milb.com/images/silhouette/180x270.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]http://www.milb.com/images/593676/t506/180x270/593676.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]http://www.milb.com/images/silhouette/180x270.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]http://www.milb.com/images/553864/t453/180x270/553864.jpg[/fimg]NameJon VelasquezPersio ReyesRuben ReyesWaldo RodriguezEdioglis VillasmilDoB10/15/853/17/932/22/9010/20/904/10/92AA Stats4-4 (1), 3.62 54.2 IP, 13/49SS A+ Stats0-3, 2.95 21.1 IP, 10/22SS A Stats2-0 (1), 1.34 33.2 IP, 11/312-0 (1), 3.09 23.1 IP, 13/25RK Stats2-3 (1), 5.14 14.0 IP, 11/10Position=#FF8000]Relief 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RiveraJorge RiveroJean RodriguezYeixon RuizDoB10/4/9310/27/881/6/899/3/923/19/91AA Stats221 PA, .358/1/28 .394/.438//.831 A+ Stats274 PA, .341/4/47 .383/.452//.836 SS A+ Stats33 PA, .258/0/1 .258/.258//.516 32 PA, .333/0/5 .355/.367//.722 A Stats304 PA, .235/5/31 .318/.332//.650291 PA, .255/5/36 .301/.376//.677 SS A+ Stats8 PA, .286/0/3 .375/.571//.946SS A Stats197 PA, .312/3/17 .375/.571//.946RK Stats170 PA, .236/0/18 .271/.280/.551 Position=#8000FF]Infielder=#0000FF]Outfielder=#0000FF]Outfielder=#0000FF]Outfielder=#0000FF]Outfielder[fimg=90]http://www.milb.com/images/572284/generic/180x270/572284.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]http://www.milb.com/images/597017/t453/180x270/597017.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]http://www.milb.com/images/571553/t505/180x270/571553.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]http://www.milb.com/images/600875/t506/180x270/600875.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]http://www.milb.com/images/silhouette/180x270.jpg[/fimg]NameNelfi ZapataMichael BernalDarrell CecelianiOswald CaraballoVictor CruzadoDoB12/13/9012/27/916/22/901/5/936/3/92AA Stats31 PA, .185/0/1 .318/.332//.650430 PA, .289/7/54 .331/.405//.736A Stats156 PA, .236/0/12 .314/.321//.636 421 PA, .273/7/50 .371/.404//.774 SS A+ Stats257 PA, .240/5/36 .307/.373//.681SS A Stats265 PA, .289/4/38 .317/.410/.727Position=#0000FF]Outfielder=#0000FF]Outfielder=#0000FF]Outfielder=#0000FF]Outfielder=#0000FF]Outfielder[fimg=90]http://www.milb.com/images/606120/t507/180x270/606120.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]http://www.milb.com/images/606175/t506/180x270/606175.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]http://www.milb.com/images/570672/t507/180x270/570672.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]http://www.milb.com/images/571883/t505/180x270/571883.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]http://www.milb.com/images/606324/t506/180x270/606324.jpg[/fimg]NameMaikis de la CruzJose FigueraGilbert GomezDustin LawleyVicente LupoDoB9/6/906/10/933/8/924/11/8911/26/93AA Stats447 PA, .235/20/69 .292/.438//.730A+ Stats483 PA, .267/5/47 .305/.353//.658 SS A+ Stats384 PA, .217/04/27 .353/.342//.695 SS A Stats76 PA, .104/0/2 .200/.119//.319 165 PA, .278/7/24 .415/.504//.918 RK Stats16 PA, .333/0/2 .438/.500//.938 Position=#0000FF]Outfielder=#0000FF]Outfielder[fimg=90]http://www.milb.com/images/607369/t505/180x270/607369.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]http://www.milb.com/images/519377/generic/180x270/519377.jpg[/fimg]NameTravis TaijeronCory VaughnDoB1/20/895/1/89AAA Stats228 PA, .228/7/30 .326/.386//.712AA Stats387 PA, .248/15/64 .357/.476//.832 199 PA, .190/3/10 .281/.293//.575SS A Stats

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