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Harris do.

Strikeout means Olson doesn't come up as the tying batter. Harris might, tho'.

It's poetic that the rally began with a flare in between Taylor and Lindor.

And a grand-fucking-salami.

Olson on double-deck is the tying run.

Time for one more sitcom in the ninth.

POS American League National League Catcher Shea Langeliers, Athletics (1st) Drake Baldwin, Braves (1st) First Base Vladimir Guerrero, Jr., Blue Jays (6th) Freddie Freeman, Dodgers (10th) Second Base Ernie Clement, Blue Jays (1st) Ozzie Albies, Braves (4th) Third Base Junior Caminero, Rays (2nd) Max Muncy, Dodgers (3rd) Shortstop Bobby Witt Jr., Royals (3rd) CJ Abrams, Nationals (2nd) Left Field Mike Trout, Angels (12th) Juan Soto, Mets (5th) Center Field Byron Buxton, Twins (3rd) Andy Pages, Dodgers (1st) Right Field Aaron Judge, Yankees (8th) Brandon Marsh, Phillies (1st) Designated Hitter Yordan Alvarez, Astros (4th) Shohei Ohtani, Dodgers (6th) Reserves Dillon Dingler, c, Tigers (1st) William Contreras, c, Brewers (3rd) Adley Rutschman, c, Orioles (3rd) Hunter Goodman, c, Rockies (2nd) Ben Rice, 1b, Yankees (1st) Luis Arraez, 2b, Giants (4th) Travis Bazzana, 2b, Guardians (1st, rk.) Bryce Harper, 1b, Phillies (9th) Miguel Vargas, 3b, 1b, White Sox (1st) Otto Lopez, ss, Marlins (1st) Kevin McGonigle, ss, 3b, Tigers (1st, rk.) Matt Olson, 1b, Braves (4th) Randy Arozarena, of, Mariners (3rd) Sal Stewart, 1b, 3b, Cincinnati (1st) Cody Bellinger, of, Yankees (3rd) Corbin Carroll, of, Diamondbacks (3rd) Riley Greene, of Tigers (3rd) Pete Crow-Armstrong, of, Cubs (2nd) Yandy Díaz, dh, Rays (2nd) Jordan Walker, of, Cardinals (1st) James Wood, of, Nationals (1st) Kyle Schwarber, dh, Phillies (4th) Starting Pitchers Dylan Cease, rh, Blue Jays (1st) Chase Burns, rh, Reds (1st) Parker Messick, lh, Guardians (1st, rk) Max Meyer, rh, Marlins (1st) Drew Rasmussen, rh, Rays (2nd) Jacob Misiorowski, rh, Brewers (2nd) Joe Ryan, rh, Twins (2nd) Eduardo Rodriguez, lh, Diamondbacks (1st) Cam Schlittler, rh, Yankees (1st) Chris Sale, lh, Braves (10th) Ranger Suarez, lh, Red Sox (2nd) Cristopher Sánchez, lh, Phillies (2nd) Michael Wacha, rh, Royals (2nd) Paul Skenes, rh, Pirates (3rd) Logan Webb, rh, Giants (3rd) Yoshinobu Yamamoto, rh, Dodgers (2nd) Relief Pitchers Bryan Baker, rh, Rays (1st) Jhoan Duran, rh, Phillies (1st) Aroldis Chapman, lh, Red Sox (9th) Raisel Iglesias, rh, Braves (1st) Jacob Latz, lh, Rangers (1st) Mason Miller, rh, Padres (2nd) Cade Smith, rh, Indians (1st) Louis Varland, rh, Blue Jays (1st) Mike Trout in the AL and Freddy Freeman and Chris Sale in the NL are the deans. Jacob Latz gets the WHODAT? Award. The NL is announcing two more players than the AL at this time. I don't know if that means somebody is injured in the NL or the AL is keeping some of their powder dry. Not a lot of relievers.

Really, the Braves going to Cookie down two in the ninth was something of an act of mercy.

Matt Olson wanted a piece of that motherly insult.

Here's to Luke Weaver's mother's son continuing to totally not suck.

Vientos and McLean each have an error, which proves this official scorer will reward a fielder with an error if he tries hard enough. As often comes to pass, the Mets' better reliever are all well rested, but I would have them ride McLean as far as he will take them.

Their first-base coach is the guy who led the Mets to some off-the-charts baserunning numbers for most of last year. And before this game is over, there's a good chance we see Cookie Carrasco. And then there's that Dom Smith guy.

Juan Soto, MLB All-Star Challenge accepted!

Brett Baty, also raising his game, somehows.

Ewing homering. Off a lefty. Not shit! It's above shit! It's, like, super-shit! Though that doesn't quite sound right.

Two-base error on a pickoff attempt! Themes!

And that lead flips over four batters into the first! That's a theme!

It seems like nailed at second is a season theme. But hey! A lead! That's certainly not a season theme!

Hope you feel better today. Tyrone Taylor right back out there, while AJ Ewing is returned to the fold but demoted in the order. At least he's playing against a lefty. METS Starting Pitcher Nolan McLean RHP 5-5, 3.78 ERA, 113 SO Lineup Francisco Lindor (S) SS Juan Soto (L) DH Bo Bichette (R) 3B Mark Vientos (R) 1B Carson Benge (L) RF Tyrone Taylor (R) LF A.J. Ewing (L) CF Luis Torrens (R) C Brett Baty (L) 2B ATLANTA Starting Pitcher Martín Pérez LHP 6-5, 3.27 ERA, 61 SO Lineup Drake Baldwin (L) C Ozzie Albies (S) 2B Matt Olson (L) 1B Michael Harris II (L) CF Mauricio Dubón (R) LF Dominic Smith (L) DH Austin Riley (R) 3B Mike Yastrzemski (L) RF Jim Jarvis (L) SS

It was more meaningful live. With respect to the supporting role played by Lindor, and the status he has rightfully earned, this was butt-fumble level historic.

This also explodes the notion that we shouldn't teach the history of race relations in this country because white kids might feel bad. Here we have a guy from Tulsa, site of one of worst and most notorious and shocking racial incidents in this country's history, in which almost 40 square blocks of his city were leveled, which took place barely 100 years ago, and he's out here saying he didn't know that there was a racial connotation to the garbage coming out of his mouth?

Fuck lobs. Show some dignity and throw that ball.

I'm here to tell you that it's 14-3.

They probably should be playing him every day no matter the standings. Greenjeans is not winning my faith.

I am here to say it is now 13-3.