Edgy MD

No, it was more like he was so blasted that he walked through the wrong door, and then drunkenly dug in when folks were all "Wtf are you doing here?" It happens, man.

If that's the work of a professional interior decorator, Keef is getting seriously ripped off.

I thought this thread was going to be about the Mets adding Mike Puma to their front office team. Exciting!

Carton, who was arrested at his Tribeca home, is one-half of the popular “Boomer and Carton” sports radio show on WFAN along with former Bengals quarterback Boomer Esiason. The show has been on air since 2007. Curious that The Post ignores Esiason's New York Jets tenure.

There's something about talk radio that favors the loudly ignorant and the fiercely corrupt. But man, a Ponzi racket to cover gambling debts. That's a deep hole to wake up in every morning.

They're bud vases. Very generic, but generically elegant, stuff. Keith is a catalog shopper.

I heard Matt Harvey is going to be strengthening his arm in the Cape Codpiece League.

What do you think about building it with a skyscraper gashes into the side of the stadium? Kinda weird, huh?

Uh: Shea Stadium (New York City) Citi Field (New York City) Yankee Stadium II (New York City) Veterans Stadium (Philadelphia) Camden Yards (Baltimore) RFK Stadium (Washington) Nationals Park (Washington) Wrigley Field (Chicago) PNC Park (Pittsburgh) Harbor Park (Norfolk) NYSEG Stadium (Binghamton, they had nice eggs) Prince George's Stadium (Bowie, but I'm no royalist) Municipal Stadium (Hagerstown) Keyspan (now MCU) Park (Brooklyn) Hunter Wright Stadium (Kingsport) I'm sure there are others. I have completionist impulses but I resist them when it comes to ballparks.

This game needs a codpiece.

Save your invocations for pitcher homeruns.

Man, Kim looks like a real bruiser out there in left. Puts me in mind of Luzinski.

Plate one as the crazy notion of d'Arnaud batting cleanup pays off.

I bet there's a September expansion rule. And hey, he gets a number.

Frayed Knot wrote: Edgy MD wrote: If you've got to play Nimmo, I'm having trouble figuring out why you don't hit that guy leadoff every time. Because pop-outs to start the game are so much more .... umm, something. And on that note... leadoff pop-out.

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If you've got to play Nimmo, I'm having trouble figuring out why you don't hit that guy leadoff every time.

Err ...

There's not a single season undermined by injuries, with any team, where there aren't widespread calls for the trainers to be axed. Maybe he should, but not for the sake of fans calling for scapegoat blood. And I think the the booth conversation was in response to scapegoating. And reminding folks that (1) these are human beings, and (2) we have no idea what they do and how much science and devotion go into their jobs. Which, again, doesn't mean a change isn't necessarily warranted. But let's talk about the right move for the right reasons.

Ummm ... wait a minute.

"Cornerpiece" + spellcheck = "codpiece"?

Database guys: Do September coach call-ups make the the all-time coach roster?

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Done! Maybe do one thread for each ballpark, and we'll refrain from archiving so the threads remain as visitor's guides. Or let's see how things evolve. viewforum.php?f=31