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Anthropomorphic colon cancer screening kit is weird at so many levels.

Yadi is the only catcher I know who wears that Nike baskeball logo on his chest protector. It's so wrong.

Kooky and successful hook slide by Lagares. You'd think he was Rickey Henderson as much as he wanted that bag.

Is this a fan behind home plate, a mannequin, or perhaps a corpse? I haven't seen her move, pay attention to the game, or even breathe yet. https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2019/06/screen-shot-2019-06-16-at-1.30.13-pm.png>

I slip back and forth.

Now, see, I kind of read it as "This our third child together and I refuse to acknowledge that other one — no matter what other people, the courts, or 'science' say." Anyhow, felicidades a la familia Ramos.

Frayed Knot wrote: It's just ironic that running for him essentially wound up causing the out because there's no way you even think about sending anyone named Molina on that play. I would have sent Alfred Molina. He was one step ahead of Indiana Jones until the tarantulas ate him.

That shot of Gooden rounding third is great. So much information is suggested to imply a bulletproof invincibility of the Mets. You're losing 7-3 in the third with the best pitcher on the planet facing off against you. And even thougt he's already spotted you three runs as a present, they're piling up runs against you early, and even Gooden himself is coming around to score, which should surprise nobody as the batter is hitting .342. And fuck the concourse. Every seat has an ass in it.

It could be a slight blue tint that only comes up in certain light, but I found that photo quickly enough because I thought I remembered the Angels in powder blue. That being said, I followed the Angels as little as any team back then, being in the American League West and seeming to be as fake a Hollywood team as there could be. http://tomstory.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/angels_ww.jpg> That's blue ... -ish, right? Maybe my eyes or my TV played tricks on me the only two times I ever saw an Angels road game back then.

He's also got pornstache and body hair. He totally could have been the Ginger Burt.

Frayed Knot wrote: Had Roasrio picked up the relay throw cleanly Thursday night, the Mets could have (should have!) won two games in this series via the tying run getting thrown out at home. It helps not having to play defense in a monsoon.

The pace is so lofty that he hits a homer after a few days and you learn his pace has tailed off a hair. Not quite 70 games into the season and he already has one of the top 60 homerun seasons in team history. I hope the Mets have invited Darryl Strawberry to join the team for a few days. Side note: Listed below among all the 23-homerun seasons is Albert Pujols' 2017 year. He's last because, despite his 23 shots, he had a -1.9 fWAR that year. Strange to think how long this guy has been tacking on to his Hall-of-Fame résumé without actually helping his team. Homeruns in a Season by a Mets Rookie Pete Alonso Projected to End of Season (2019): 53.23 1) Darryl Strawberry (1983): 26 =#0040FF]2) Pete Alonso (2019): 23 t-3) Ike Davis (2010): 19 t-3) Ron Swoboda (1965): 19 t-5) John Milner (1972): 17 t-5) Jay Payton (2000): 17 7) Johnny Lewis (1965): 15 t-8) David Wright (2004): 14 t-8) Benny Agbayani (1999): 14 t-10) Jeromy Burnitz (1993): 13 t-10) Travis d'Arnaud (2014): 13 Homeruns in a Season by a Mets Hitter of Any Stripe Pete Alonso Projected to End of Season (2019): 53.23 t-1) Carlos Beltran (2006): 41 t-1) Todd Hundley (1996): 41 3) Mike Piazza (1999): 40 t-4) Darryl Strawberry (1987): 39 t-4) Darryl Strawberry (1988): 39 t-6) Mike Piazza (2000): 38 t-6) Howard Johnson (1991): 38 t-6) Carlos Delgado (2006): 38 t-6) Carlos Delgado (2008): 38 t-10) Darryl Strawberry (1990): 37 T-10) Dave Kingman (1976): 37 T-10) Dave Kingman (1982): 37 ... t-59) Asdrubal Cabrera (2016): 23 t-59) Howard Johnson (1990): 23 =#0000FF]t-59) Pete Alonso (2019): 23 t-59) John Milner (1973): 23 Homeruns in a Season by an MLB Rookie Pete Alonso Projected to End of Season (2019): 53.23 1) Aaron Judge (2017): 52 2) Mark McGwire (1987): 49 3) Cody Bellinger (2017): 39 T-4) Frank Robinson (1956): 38 T-4) Wally Berger (1930): 38 T-6) Albert Pujols (2001): 37 T-6) Al Rosen (1950): 37 8) José Abreu (2014): 36 T-9) Mike Piazza (1993): 35 T-9) Hal Trosky (1934): 35 ... t-96) Yoenis Cespedes (2012): 23 t-96) Johnny Rizzo (1938): 23 t-96) Geovany Soto (2008): 23 t-96) Walt Moryn (1956): 23 t-96) Kent Hrbek (1982): 23 t-96) Chipper Jones (1995): 23 t-96) Ralph Kiner (1946): 23 t-96) Joe Charboneau (1980): 23 t-96) Jedd Gyorko (2013): 23 t-96) Bob Horner (1978): 23 t-96) Frank Howard (1960): 23 t-96) Bill Melton (1969): 23 =#0000FF]t-96) Pete Alonso (2019): 23 t-96) Roy Foster (1970): 23 t-96) Craig Monroe (2003): 23 t-96) Josh Fields (2007): 23 t-96) Justin Bour (2015): 23 t-96) Charlie Spikes (1973): 23 t-96) J.P. Arencibia (2011): 23 Homeruns in a Season by an MLB Hitter of Any Stripe 1) Barry Bonds (2001): 73 2) Mark McGwire (1998): 70 3) Sammy Sosa (1998): 66 4) Mark McGwire (1999): 65 5) Sammy Sosa (2001):64 6) Sammy Sosa (1999): 63 7) Roger Maris (1961): 61 8) Babe Ruth (1927): 60 T-9) Babe Ruth (1921): 59 T-9) Giancarlo Stanton (2017): 59 ... t-20) Babe Ruth (1920): 54 t-20) Babe Ruth (1928): 54 t-20) Mickey Mantle (1961): 54 t-20) Alex Rodriguez (2007): 54 Pete Alonso Projected to End of Season (2019): 53.23 t-20) Ralph Kiner (1949): 54 t-20) Jose Bautista (2010): 54 t-20) David Ortiz (2006): 54 ... t-2,524) Carl Yastrzemski (1968): 23 | t-2,524) Brian McCann (2008): 23 | t-2,524) George Brett (1979): 23 | t-2,524) Bill Terry (1930): 23 | t-2,524) Will Clark (1989): 23 | t-2,524) Curtis Granderson (2007): 23 | t-2,524) Eddie Mathews (1963): 23 | t-2,524) Roberto Clemente (1967): 23 | t-2,524) Andre Dawson (1982): 23 | t-2,524) Eddie Joost (1949): 23 | t-2,524) Willie Mays (1968): 23 | t-2,524) Ted Williams (1940): 23 | t-2,524) Alex Gordon (2011): 23 | t-2,524) Bob Elliott (1948): 23 | t-2,524) Mickey Mantle (1952): 23 | t-2,524) Joe Medwick (1935): 23 | t-2,524) Ron Cey (1976): 23 | t-2,524) Bob Johnson (1939): 23 | t-2,524) Tony Oliva (1970): 23 | t-2,524) Brooks Robinson (1962): 23 | t-2,524) Pete Ward (1964): 23 | t-2,524) Dick Allen (1967): 23 | t-2,524) Tommy Pham (2017): 23 | t-2,524) Robin Yount (1980): 23 | t-2,524) Don Mattingly (1984): 23 | t-2,524) Lou Whitaker (1991): 23 | t-2,524) Andrew McCutchen (2015): 23 | t-2,524) Reggie Smith (1974): 23 | t-2,524) Ken Singleton (1973): 23 | t-2,524) Carlos Gomez (2014): 23 | t-2,524) Ron Cey (1978): 23 | t-2,524) Dick McAuliffe (1966): 23 | t-2,524) Mickey Cochrane (1932): 23 | t-2,524) Johnny Callison (1962): 23 | t-2,524) Dolph Camilli (1940): 23 | t-2,524) Mel Ott (1933): 23 | t-2,524) Robin Ventura (1991): 23 | t-2,524) Earl Torgeson (1950): 23 | t-2,524) Andrew McCutchen (2011): 23 | t-2,524) Ken Boyer (1958): 23 | t-2,524) Larry Walker (1992): 23 | t-2,524) Roberto Clemente (1961): 23 | t-2,524) Freddie Freeman (2018): 23 | t-2,524) George Foster (1975): 23 | t-2,524) Dick Allen (1971): 23 | t-2,524) George Hendrick (1977): 23 | t-2,524) Felipe Alou (1965): 23 | t-2,524) Al Cowens (1977): 23 | t-2,524) Brian Giles (2004): 23 | t-2,524) Larry Walker (1998): 23 | t-2,524) Freddie Freeman (2013): 23 | t-2,524) Duke Snider (1949): 23 | t-2,524) Cal Ripken (1988): 23 | t-2,524) Jed Lowrie (2018): 23 | t-2,524) Nick Johnson (2006): 23 | t-2,524) Jeff Burroughs (1978): 23 | t-2,524) Xander Bogaerts (2018): 23 | t-2,524) Ripper Collins (1935): 23 | t-2,524) Al Kaline (1957): 23 | t-2,524) Jason Kipnis (2016): 23 | t-2,524) Derek Jeter (2004): 23 | t-2,524) Edgar Martinez (2001): 23 | t-2,524) Felipe Lopez (2005): 23 | t-2,524) Jimmy Rollins (2012): 23 | t-2,524) Marquis Grissom (1996): 23 | t-2,524) Brooks Robinson (1966): 23 | t-2,524) Rafael Palmeiro (1994): 23 | t-2,524) Scooter Gennett (2018): 23 | t-2,524) Brian Dozier (2014): 23 | t-2,524) John Valentin (1998): 23 | t-2,524) Marcell Ozuna (2014): 23 | t-2,524) Javy Lopez (2004): 23 | t-2,524) Daniel Murphy (2017): 23 | t-2,524) Pete O'Brien (1986): 23 | t-2,524) Russell Martin (2015): 23 | t-2,524) Ken Keltner (1941): 23 | t-2,524) Jorge Posada (2006): 23 | t-2,524) Alex Rodriguez (1997): 23 | t-2,524) Eddie Mathews (1964): 23 | t-2,524) Matt Wieters (2012): 23 | t-2,524) Ramon Hernandez (2006): 23 | t-2,524) Woodie Held (1961): 23 | t-2,524) George Kelly (1921): 23 | t-2,524) Jesse Barfield (1989): 23 | t-2,524) Neil Walker (2014): 23 | t-2,524) Larry Herndon (1982): 23 | t-2,524) Brooks Robinson (1969): 23 | t-2,524) Nick Markakis (2007): 23 | t-2,524) Yoenis Cespedes (2012): 23 | t-2,524) Marwin Gonzalez (2017): 23 | t-2,524) Bill Skowron (1956): 23 | t-2,524) Vernon Wells (2004): 23 | t-2,524) Alvin Dark (1953): 23 | t-2,524) Colby Rasmus (2010): 23 | t-2,524) Wes Westrum (1950): 23 | t-2,524) Fred Lynn (1984): 23 | t-2,524) Vada Pinson (1962): 23 | t-2,524) Johnny Rizzo (1938): 23 | t-2,524) Brian McCann (2014): 23 | t-2,524) Melvin Upton Jr. (2011): 23 | t-2,524) Don Mattingly (1989): 23 | t-2,524) Bob Allison (1965): 23 | t-2,524) Bobby Murcer (1970): 23 | t-2,524) Vic Wertz (1952): 23 | t-2,524) Pat Mullin (1948): 23 | t-2,524) Jeff Kent (1999): 23 | =#0000FF]t-2,524) Asdrubal Cabrera (2016): 23 | t-2,524) Hack Wilson (1932): 23 | t-2,524) Tilly Walker (1921): 23 | t-2,524) Jim Ray Hart (1965): 23 | t-2,524) Juan Uribe (2004): 23 | t-2,524) Leon Durham (1984): 23 | t-2,524) Geovany Soto (2008): 23 | t-2,524) Eduardo Escobar (2018): 23 | t-2,524) Nick Swisher (2011): 23 | t-2,524) Walt Moryn (1956): 23 | t-2,524) Mike Napoli (2013): 23 | t-2,524) Jhonny Peralta (2008): 23 | t-2,524) Victor Martinez (2004): 23 | t-2,524) Justin Morneau (2008): 23 | t-2,524) Kent Hrbek (1982): 23 | t-2,524) Ted Simmons (1982): 23 | t-2,524) Brian Jordan (1999): 23 | t-2,524) Brian Downing (1984): 23 | t-2,524) Vada Pinson (1964): 23 | t-2,524) Moises Alou (1997): 23 | t-2,524) Torii Hunter (2010): 23 | t-2,524) Adrian Beltre (2003): 23 | t-2,524) Robinson Cano (2017): 23 | t-2,524) Jim Morrison (1986): 23 | t-2,524) Jim Ray Hart (1968): 23 | t-2,524) Ollie Brown (1970): 23 | t-2,524) Curt Blefary (1966): 23 | t-2,524) Matt Carpenter (2017): 23 | t-2,524) Frank Thomas (1954): 23 | t-2,524) Gil Hodges (1949): 23 | t-2,524) Preston Wilson (2001): 23 | t-2,524) Reggie Sanders (2002): 23 | t-2,524) Melvin Mora (2008): 23 | t-2,524) Nicholas Castellanos (2018): 23 | t-2,524) Carlton Fisk (1987): 23 | t-2,524) Ernie Banks (1964): 23 | t-2,524) Joe Adcock (1954): 23 | =#0000FF]t-2,524) Howard Johnson (1990): 23 | t-2,524) Alex Gonzalez (2010): 23 | t-2,524) Dusty Baker (1979): 23 | t-2,524) Harry Anderson (1958): 23 | t-2,524) Carlos Santana (2017): 23 | t-2,524) Chipper Jones (1995): 23 | t-2,524) Raul Ibanez (2008): 23 | t-2,524) Norm Cash (1964): 23 | t-2,524) Wally Westlake (1949): 23 | t-2,524) Will Clark (1998): 23 | t-2,524) Pete O'Brien (1987): 23 | t-2,524) Casey McGehee (2010): 23 | t-2,524) Victor Martinez (2009): 23 | t-2,524) Pinky Higgins (1935): 23 | t-2,524) Reggie Jackson (1970): 23 | t-2,524) Marcell Ozuna (2018): 23 | t-2,524) Ron Santo (1961): 23 | t-2,524) Babe Dahlgren (1941): 23 | t-2,524) Asdrubal Cabrera (2018): 23 | t-2,524) Torii Hunter (2004): 23 | t-2,524) Ralph Kiner (1946): 23 | t-2,524) Gregory Polanco (2018): 23 | t-2,524) Rob Deer (1988): 23 | t-2,524) Hideki Matsui (2005): 23 | t-2,524) Jack Howell (1987): 23 | t-2,524) Joe Charboneau (1980): 23 | t-2,524) Tim Wallach (1994): 23 | t-2,524) Jackie Jensen (1957): 23 | t-2,524) Marcell Ozuna (2016): 23 | t-2,524) Bill Skowron (1962): 23 | t-2,524) Dusty Baker (1982): 23 | t-2,524) Andres Galarraga (1989): 23 | t-2,524) Javier Baez (2017): 23 | t-2,524) Jedd Gyorko (2013): 23 | t-2,524) Eric Karros (1998): 23 | t-2,524) Bobby Murcer (1976): 23 | t-2,524) Ruben Sierra (1988): 23 | t-2,524) Jose Hernandez (1998): 23 | t-2,524) Mitch Moreland (2015): 23 | t-2,524) Kevin Kouzmanoff (2008): 23 | t-2,524) Jose Guillen (2007): 23 | t-2,524) Gary Gaetti (1996): 23 | t-2,524) Andre Dawson (1985): 23 | t-2,524) Kirby Puckett (1995): 23 | t-2,524) Ernie Banks (1967): 23 | t-2,524) Frank Thomas (1957): 23 | t-2,524) Luke Scott (2008): 23 | t-2,524) Tim Salmon (1994): 23 | t-2,524) Frank Howard (1960): 23 | t-2,524) Javy Lopez (1996): 23 | t-2,524) Torii Hunter (2011): 23 | t-2,524) Leon Wagner (1966): 23 | t-2,524) Prince Fielder (2015): 23 | t-2,524) Casey Blake (2005): 23 | t-2,524) Andre Ethier (2010): 23 | t-2,524) Bill Melton (1969): 23 | t-2,524) Preston Wilson (2002): 23 | t-2,524) Jermaine Dye (2004): 23 | t-2,524) Rip Repulski (1955): 23 | t-2,524) Mike Blowers (1995): 23 | t-2,524) Anthony Rizzo (2013): 23 | t-2,524) Tom Brunansky (1986): 23 | t-2,524) Mark DeRosa (2009): 23 | t-2,524) Greg Colbrunn (1995): 23 | t-2,524) Fred Lynn (1985): 23 | t-2,524) Billy Williams (1975): 23 | t-2,524) Luis Gonzalez (1998): 23 | t-2,524) Tino Martinez (2004): 23 | t-2,524) Freddie Freeman (2012): 23 | t-2,524) Dean Palmer (1997): 23 | t-2,524) Ken Harrelson (1965): 23 | t-2,524) Roy Foster (1970): 23 | t-2,524) Sam Chapman (1940): 23 | t-2,524) Adam Lind (2013): 23 | t-2,524) Greg Vaughn (1992): 23 | t-2,524) Clint Barmes (2009): 23 | t-2,524) Sam Chapman (1950): 23 | t-2,524) Marlon Byrd (2015): 23 | t-2,524) Dante Bichette (2000): 23 | t-2,524) Vernon Wells (2002): 23 | t-2,524) Dick Stuart (1960): 23 | t-2,524) Tom Brunansky (1988): 23 | t-2,524) Kirk Gibson (1994): 23 | =#0000FF]t-2,524) John Milner (1973): 23 | t-2,524) Kendrys Morales (2013): 23 | t-2,524) Colby Rasmus (2012): 23 | t-2,524) Brad Hawpe (2009): 23 | t-2,524) Troy O'Leary (1998): 23 | t-2,524) John Mayberry (1977): 23 | t-2,524) Alex Gonzalez (2004): 23 | t-2,524) Dick Kokos (1949): 23 | t-2,524) Matt Kemp (2015): 23 | t-2,524) Wes Helms (2003): 23 | t-2,524) Albert Belle (2000): 23 | t-2,524) Paul Sorrento (1996): 23 | t-2,524) Don Baylor (1985): 23 | t-2,524) Logan Morrison (2011): 23 | t-2,524) Jay Gibbons (2003): 23 | t-2,524) Yonder Alonso (2018): 23 | t-2,524) Mitch Moreland (2013): 23 | t-2,524) Kevin Maas (1991): 23 | t-2,524) Mark Reynolds (2012): 23 | t-2,524) Charlie Spikes (1973): 23 | t-2,524) Jacque Jones (2005): 23 | t-2,524) Rafael Palmeiro (2004): 23 | t-2,524) Ernie Banks (1969): 23 | t-2,524) Carl Everett (2005): 23 | t-2,524) Ryan Howard (2015): 23 | t-2,524) Ryan Howard (2014): 23 | t-2,524) Jose Bautista (2017): 23 | t-2,524) Eric Karros (1993): 23 | =#0000FF]t-2,524) Pete Alonso (2019): 23 | t-2,524) Hanley Ramirez (2017): 23 | t-2,524) Ruben Sierra (1994): 23 | t-2,524) Dale Murphy (1978): 23 | t-2,524) Adam Lind (2010): 23 | t-2,524) Jerry Martin (1980): 23 | t-2,524) Mark Trumbo (2017): 23 | t-2,524) Albert Pujols (2017): 23

Yeah, and I'm sorry. I couldn't save your pants.

Wow, saved by a pitcher's inability to run the bags.

Not Wong. Come on.

I'm going to try and not shit your pants also.

Diaz gonna happen.

Got the steam heat.

But now Seth seemeth spent. I don't get the "It's the eighth — therefore it's your inning and I'm not gonna warm anybody else up if things go sideways" attitude.

Great job by Lugo. Batter was choking up with two strikes. Came up and in with the fastball, and cut him down with the curve away.

Hate to go to a commercial during a Jim Beauchamp discussion.

Should they be burning Dominic Smith with two out and the bags empty?

Two dinky shits and a walk pretty much describes my day. LINEDRIVEDOUBLEPLAY!

A bases-loaded walk and it's 8-3. Genesis makes his Exodus.

He works fast, too. As Syndergaard strikes out, Noah is now part of the Genesis story.