I understand a niche product is hard to find when you're trying to watch a ballgame, but hasn't anybody figured out how to make serious $$ by selling stuff in the stadium through smart devices? >>> "Hey, let me know how Nuñez is looking this inning. I'm going to see if I can hunt down some decent beer." >>> >>> "Sit tight. I ordered us a couple of Finback IPAs. The girl should be here in about ... lemme see ... two minutes fifteen seconds." >>> "The fuck, man? How did you do that? Is that, like, a VIP service?" >>> >>> "Not unless VIP' means anybody who downloads the SheaBrewTM app. I haven't gotten out of my seat to get beer all season. I also ordered a Ronny Maurcio shirt and a big, foam #1 finger from the clubhouse shop for your kid. They should be here by the bottom of the fourth. Plus, 1-800-Flowers has a booth here and I'm having a little bouquet sent to that chick on the aisle in Row F." >>> "The one with the Chuck Taylors and the road jersey? Kinda looks like Lupe Velez?" >>> >>> "I can't stop looking at her, man. It's been three innings and I haven't seen anyone with her. She keeps score so neatly, too. I think I'm in love." >>> "This is amazing. You do all your purchases from your seat? Isn't that expensive?" >>> >>> "They have teenagers running all over this place to make the drops, so, yeah, there's certainly an added cost for delivery. But they're just delivering orders, so they don't have to carry a whole inventory on their backs, allowing them to really make tracks. It's cool if you tip them as well, but, I figure, I'm already getting raped by ballpark prices so I might as well pay a few more and get to sit still and watch the game." >>> "And watch Lupe, I guess." >>> >>> "She's more of a Merle Oberon to me. Oh, shit, here come the flowers. She's going to turn around to see where they came from. How's my hair? Is there anything in my teeth?" This has got to be a thing by now, right? If not, who wants to get in on the ground floor with me?