Yeah Houston. Y'know, born the same year as us, used to be league-mates but apparently lost a bet of some kind so were exiled to the DH league. Lotsa rain, big flood, sympathy and all that. Team has a huge lead in their division -- like clinched a playoff slot back in May sometime -- but they skidded to a 11-17 August which does put their near season-long AL best record in trouble (are now just +2.5 on Cleveland, +4.0 on Boston) if you're one of those who think that stuff actually means anything. Today's 2:10 EDT start features Matt Harvey vs Charlie Morton Morton -- the 33 y/o ex-Brave, ex-Pirate from Redding, CT -- is 10-6 with a 3.88 ERA 1.22 WHiP in 20 starts this year. Doesn't seem to go deep into games (5-6 innings most of the time) but who does these days? Harvey, of course, is making his first start in like 4,567 days and during rehab starts his fastball was reportedly clocked at speeds up to 62 mph so we're not quite sure what we're going to get from the big dope here. He's probably on a pitch count which may even extend into double digits. Fortunately it's September so we have 19 relievers in the pen to take over and pitch until they each get either one out or reach a pitch count of 35 whichever comes first. And it's a DH game so not only will we likely have a middle infielder in the outfield but we'll probably have one at DH too .. and won't that be fun. The good news is that we'll miss both their existing ace Dallas Keuchel and their newly imported ace Justin Verlander. Whether there will be any Kate Upton sightings has yet to be determined. Quick Astros overview: C - Brian McCann - still fat and slow and bald 1B - Yuli Gurriel - Cuban import, some power, good average, few walks 2B - Jose Altuve - just 4' 5" yet averages 7 hits per game SS - Carlos Correa is on the DL so other guys play there instead 3B - Whichever other guy ins't filling in at SS that day fills in at 3rd OF - rather than set spots, they seem to have a rotation system in their OF like it's volleyball or something meaning that anyone could be anywhere in a given game. So some combo of Josh Reddick, rookie Derek Fisher (2014 1st round pick), George Springer (still trying to prove he's a cousin), Jake Marisnick, Marwin Gonzalez (they'll play him anywhere), the newly picked-up Cameron Maybin, and even 56 y/o Carlos Beltran will cover the three slots plus DH. Overall they have a very good defense and have somehow managed to train their guys to hit for power and yet not strike out all the time despite being a total all-or-nothing team just a year or two ago. So they're tops in the AL in BA, OBA, SLG, and R/G; also are tops in 2Bs, 3rd in HRs, only slightly below average in walks, and yet have the fewest strikeouts in the league by a lot! Sound familiar? Yeah, not to me either.