Ryan Mountcastle? Seriously? That's the name for a character in a Mel Brooks movie. (or a porn flic) I hear more as being from an English period drama: Young Ryan Mountcastle, as the eldest son, was set to inherit both his father's land and the title of Lord Mountcastle, 9th Duke of Glouscestershire, as well as becoming the next Earl of Wellsford. His family had been working hard to arrange a marriage for Ryan with Lady Sharon, the willful daughter of Lord Charles Grey-Poupon and his late wife. Ryan, however, had his eye on the beautiful, but untitled, Mary Sally-Bowles. Their secret meetings behind the horse stables had started to generate gossip among the servants and valets of Hartford House upon-Hudson, the centuries-old estate of the Mountcastle clan, and it's only a matter of time before wind of the liaisons between the young folks gets back to the Lord and Lady of the house who strongly object to the lack of peerage in the Sally-Bowles family and would surely have to withdraw from the social season if such a pairing were to be permitted.