Ohtani suxx. There, I said it. In two career games against the Yanx (a couple years ago and just this afternoon) he's combined to serve up 11 Runs on 15 Hits, including 4 HRs & 5 BBs, in a combined 3-2/3 innings. But at least he has that special rule made just for him that when he exits the game he gets to remain as DH. That at least allowed him to get on base ... and promptly get picked off while down by six runs!!, y'know, the runs you gave up. 6-0 Yanx (4 solo HRs) with the game in the midst of their usual 10-minute* long 7th inning stretch. Fuck you and I hope we kick your ass next week**!! * truthfully clocked in at right around 4:00, which is still double what should be permitted. But George Steinbrenner liked to pretend he invented patriotism so a daily dog and pony show is for some reason allowed to ensue during each home game in the Bronx ** In a bad mood? Me? What makes you think that?