G-Fafif wrote: Whereas Wilmer Flores is the cleanup hitter in the Mets' lineup, Christianity has Jesus H. Christ batting fourth. Granted, we understand Christianity's been around more than 2,000 years and the Mets fewer than 60, yet the difference between Wilmer Flores as your cleanup hitter and the Son of God speaks volumes about the distance between these two franchises. Of course they're both folk heroes to their respective fan bases. G-Fafif with a spot on parody of last night's ESPN telecast.