Welcome to your Pittsburgh Pirates. They hit. They walk. They lead the league in OBP. Not many of those guys score once they get on base, as they’re not big in the power department once you get past Andrew McCutchen. And their pitching? Well, Jonathan Niese is the best starting pitcher we’ll be seeing on our brief trip to the Steel City. So… At first base, we have plucky John Jaso, former walk-on from a junior college in California. I vaguely recall this guy played for the Oakland A’s. Here’s how he got on his college team: "I ended up taking BP (batting practice), and they saw I swang left-handed, and it was 'Let's get this guy on the team.'" Yep, he swang left-handed. And now he’s swanging for the Pirates, often in the leadoff spot. A former catcher who runs like one, he’s not your typical leadoff guy. But the one thing he does well is get on base against righties (.372 this year). He suxx against lefties, so we may be seeing utility guy Sean Rodriguez at first tonight against Matz. At second base is third baseman Josh Harrison. Hits well, fields well, even at his new position. Not much else to say about him. I salute you, Josh Harrison, in solidarity with short, bearded guys everywhere. At shortstop, there’s Jordy Mercer. He gets on base a lot. I’m having a really hard time finding anything interesting to say about these guys and I’m on a deadline here. At third base is some guy who also gets on base a lot, I think. Yes, it’s Jung-Ho Kang, KBO phenom. He got Tejadaed in the knee last September and was out of commission until about a month ago, but he’s been playing pretty good ball since, with a home run in each of his last two games. Behind the plate is well-known douchebag Francisco Cervelli, who is also – wait for it – getting on base a lot (.366 OBP). He’s returning from being hit by a pitch Thursday. A breaking pitch. Feel free to comment on his toughness below. The outfield. Is it the best outfield in the majors this year, or is it the best outfield ever??? Neither, probably, though it’s not bad. Andrew McCutchen looked like he was starting to come around, but is 3 for his last 17 and hitting .250 for the season. Gregory Polanco is picking up the slack in right field; at .308/.391/.557, he’d probably be getting some All-Star votes if the Pirates drew any outside media attention (the Altoona Mirror doesn’t count). Starling Marte is the reigning Gold Glover in left and, yes, gets on base a lot (.370 this season). The pitching? You know about Jon Niese, who is on one of his occasional streaks where he starts to trick people into thinking he’s good. So let’s score a run against him early and watch him give Jordy Mercer his whiny face and then blow the game. Juan Nicasio is eh. Allegedly has great stuff, and Ray Searage thinks he can fix him. Still, eh. Francisco Liriano has had some flashes of greatness in his career, but on the whole hasn’t been very good at baseball since 2006, when he turned himself into Exhibit A on why teams keep close tabs on rookie pitchers’ pitch counts today. He was expected to be the #2 pitcher behind Gerrit Cole this year, but has an ERA of 5.25. Can bad hitting beat bad pitching? Let’s hope so. The bullpen is solid. Setup man Tony Watson has been giving up runs lately (at least one in each of his last three appearances) and small sample size lovers have been clamoring for Neftali Feliz, he of the 2.61 ERA in 20 2/3 innings. Yankee reject Mark Melancon has become possibly the best closer in the majors without anyone noticing. This year, 1.93 ERA, 17 saves