I can't wait to see the "Beato is Neato" banner at Shea. And, while we're waiting until the June draft, here are some observations about some of the players who have been rated highly by Baseball America. Later ******************************************************************************* Evan Longoria - Related to Eva? Joba Chamberlain rhp Jr. R-R 6-3 225 - I left in the height/weight info... Gotta wonder if he goes all Bartolo/C.C., he's gonna have a natural nickname... "Joba the Hutt" Drew Stubbs - It's not Stubby Clapp, but there is potential there Daniel Bard rhp - Wonder if he'll rise fast enough to be in a battery with Josh some day (and if Josh sticks around long enough) Brett Sinkbeil rhp - Wonder if he throws a sinker Kasey Kiker lhp Sr. L-L 5-11 181 Russell County HS Phenix City, Ala. 11/19/87 - Check out the prominent "KKK" in his name.... Lo and behold, he's from Alabama Mark Melancon rhp - Might be a good idea to have him see a sports psychologist for that depression he's bound to suffer... Matt LaPorta 1b - Hispanic fans might think he'd make a good closer, in other words, he can "slam the door" Stephen King ss - Self-explanatory Steven Wright rhp - Tells dry jokes in a monotone Wes Hodges 3b Jr. R-R 6-1 207 Georgia Tech Ooltewah, Tenn. - Some strange combination of Wes Helms and Gil Hodges? Also note that he's the 2nd guy on the list hailing from Ooltewah (a suburb of Chatanooga) Chad Tracy c - Anybody else rooting for him to fall to the Diamondbacks? Milton Loo 3b/ss - His name is a lot funnier to the British Sean Black rhp/Alex White rhp/3b - Bill James observed a number of years ago that most guys named Black are white guys and most guys named White are black guys... Guess we'll find out sooner or later with him Chad Lee rhp - Somehow, I get this vision of him and Cliff Lee, Carlos Lee, Derrek Lee and Travis Lee all on the same team. Jake Locker of/rhp - Now there's a baseball name Caleb Clay rhp - I did a search at baseball-reference... He'd be the first major-league Caleb (unless some other minor leaguer named Caleb beats him to it) since 1871. No kidding. Nathan Karns rhp - Obviously going to the Tigers... First Cornejo, now Robertson, they need more Nates in the pipeline. Harold Mozingo rhp - Maybe it's just me, but I smell a euphemism for the female anatomy, as in "She's got a very Harry Mozingo." EDIT: typos