I said Godzilla is the worst because the plot is utterly ludicrous, the special effects are mediocre and Matthew Broderick, starring as Dr. Niko Tatopoulos, turns in a performance that evokes the pleasure of a festering boil. "Nothing happens!" I said. "The movie goes on for two hours, and absolutely... nothing... interesting... happens." My friend nodded. A Steven Spielberg die-hard, in 2001 she waited on a four-hour line to buy tickets for A.I. "I knew everything about the production, about the plot, about the characters," she said. "A.I. had a $100 million budget, and if Spielberg is spending that sort of dough on a project, you know it'll be fantastic. But A.I. wasn't fantastic. I fell asleep." I am unmoved. Godzilla universally bombed. Kids hated it, adults hated it, critics hated it. Factually, it was a worse film than A.I. That quote causes me to question Pearlman's judgement on anything. He must not be a New Yorker. The movie was a paean to the Big Apple. There's a scene in which four people are in a taxi, trying to escape the 50 foot tall monster chasing them, and someone says "Nobody takes the FDR Drive in the rain". How can anyone who has driven that road in the rain not roar with laughter? The people in the audience where I saw the film did. That line alone elevates it above being "the worst". B'sides, the Brooklyn Bridge needed renovation anyhow. Later