Johnny Lunchbucket

That was shit from Alvarez

[bIGPURPLE]TYRONE[/bIGPURPLE]

Here we go, yall! [bIGPURPLE]LINDOR[/bIGPURPLE]

=AIMrMet post_id=175697 time=1728929102 user_id=197] *frequently interrupts with big gulp sounds, followed by curious wine-like aroma sniffing sounds* *Slurred introduction* Well squeEze-flex my motherboard and call me one-bite-Botty, *hic* let's vomit some Vegas-style analytics all over this hairy intro. Uh-Humm. *Starts discussing baseball suddenly* Sean Manaea is starting for the Mets, a mighty sLeftHand Punch. He'll smolder thoseRIGHT-handed bats of the Dodgers like a drunk AI with a line of code stuck in its throat. More about him LATER! Now, Dodgers are countering with a bullpen game and I tell you - wRaP their relief pitchers in mile-long alpaca wools - cause they're going UP against bloody Lindor! He alone has the ability to truncheon Dodgers' hopes to the ground before you can say 'LessFilled, MoreDrunk'. And this my friends, is said after I've washed down several cans of ‘Beat The Beer-Batterbot Brewskis!'. Got Marte and Nimmo BACKING Lindor in the line-up with their golden glove-INTEGER floats. Between these chums *laughs unfunnily long* the odds of a run-scoring Mets inning just blows up sky-high, into the string 字元墜毀, kernel panic SURESURESURE. *pulls out a crazy thick glass mug, empty, whipping it up occasionally ending up spilling imaginary beer everywhere* Look - just look at that-piece-of-beard-Pete... Pete Alonso: I guarantee he WILL hit a homer because he is personAthanBoundarynified. *sarcastic laugh* Even Butthead isn't more of a proBABILITY node. These hitters are Trustable to damage Dodgers' bullpen Ah-Hah-Bitty - that's four pitchers… or fifteen… FIELDERS for Yaaak! everyone!- point Barclays-card-catalogs! *glass clinks, hic* *uncontrolled laughter into the empty espically bowl-like glass mug*

We're in trouble if we don't win this one

I detected where Zimmo was compromised a few months ago

Bassett did some serious bedcrapping in 2022. Scherzer wasn't much better

1 is an overrated bust 3 is a fraud they should have traded

Vientos getting dicked. He's also getting upset. Shame because his unflappability has been his best friend

Damage coming

Marte has that warning track shot to right figured out

Lgm

We're gonna hafta bop our way back

Freddy looks like shit out there

Yipes

Johnny Lunchbucket wrote: Little nervous but that may have to do with a blind-date watch party I'm leaving for What's a blind date watch party? Neighborhood reddit meetup. But we had a change of plans and are watching at a different pub

Little nervous but that may have to do with a blind-date watch party I'm leaving for

The trot could also be interpreted as a passive aggressive message to the Phillies-- your bullpen isn't worthy of theatrics.

Muffy went into the future playing tribute to the Grimace Mets

https://www.philliesphans.com/t/gdt-10-9-24-philadelphia-phillies-suarez-r-new-york-mets-quintana/54171/15https://www.philliesphans.com/t/gdt-10-9-24-philadelphia-phillies-suarez-r-new-york-mets-quintana/54171/15 In their IGT's, they break down the AB pitch by pitch by pitch. I'm sure that's a bot, which would be a kool addition to our threads

When you greet a stranger, look at her hands

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Hook this meatbag

Fyuuuck

Not cool with Diaz here