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  1. Johnny Lunchbucket
    Here's a moment for an x-Red
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    Fuck
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    Destroys him
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    Bernhardt ball 1 was strike 1
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    Well this isn't good
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    Frayed Knot wrote: Ball four/Strike one turned that whole Votto AB around. Same way that Conforto prevailed on a 3-2pitch in his atbat. I felt like I'd have secretly waved the white flag had he not come through there, like a rock n roll dream. Nice way for Lugy to polish em off. Leave him in for a 3rd inning!
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    Suarez looks awful. Naquin looks awesome
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    Tabloid early entry FROM THE JAUSS OF DEFEAT McCann lifts Amazins in the pinch
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    Hey, um, Seth Lugo sucks?
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    Garrett just had his way with Met butts. Quick pitched all 3 guys for a strike
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    Hey, its Brad Brach
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    Is this freak allowed to play with sharpie messages on his hat? Jauss should whistle him just to see of ot gets him further off his game
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    Edgy MD wrote: OK, six is the magic number. Stops now. Also, Guillorme looks like he's got the red-ass over something, besides his own fucking up. Like maybe he took the wrong vitamin. He probably hates McNeil also. I mean, I dunno, no excuses but lot of plays go wrong with him out there
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    The Guillorme Game
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    Omg
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    Great American Shitfest
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    LESS THAN A BEER AND A SHAKE SHACK MEAL
  18. Johnny Lunchbucket
    This totally addresses the reason so few of have a lot of jerseys-- they're too damn ethereal, too damn expensive and too damn inappropriate to take up room in your wardrobe. But with our new million-$$ rent-a-jersey program, a fan can get 5 Mets jerseys-- for the price of one--a different one-- the RIGHT one-- every night. Jerry Koosman uni-retirement day coming up? Boom, here's your Jerry.
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    Johnny Lunchbucket wrote: btw, this idea--Game-used jerseys to rent--is an awesome one, that we can make a million bucks offa. Who's gonna wanna rent a Daniel Herrera jersey? A guy who can't afford an Alonso one for the same day! The app would set pricing on demand, so Hererra would be like, $25 Alonso might be $125 They wouldn't even need to be game-worn now that I think about it. Game-worn is like an escalator on standard pricing, a "premium" for-subscribers-only benefit. Once this takes off we go to the Dell model where we rent-sell them before they even exist. Take over Stitches and they'll create on-demand, just-in-time inventory. Imagine for a moment that the Mets trade for Kris Bryant. Show up that night in a Mets' Kris Bryant jersey!
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    btw, this idea--Game-used jerseys to rent--is an awesome one, that we can make a million bucks offa. There is a similar thing called Rent the Runway which gave the ladies the opp to wear an awesome designer dress they couldn't afford for events. Put it on an app, we start with your inventory but bring in various collectors, inventory always changing, discounts for subscribers, get AI to execute surge pricing on deGrom jerseys on the night he pitches, open a branch in every MLB city in the world. We'd make so much $$ we could build inventory
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    I'll get it dry cleaned!
  22. Johnny Lunchbucket
    The Reds thread came up just a few weeks ago. btw, 35th anniversary of the Ray Knight Brawl Game is tomorrow. Perhaps Jesse Winkler and JD Davis will recreate the scene. Michael Lorenzen, the Reds' relief pitcher who's also a power-hitting corner outfielder, reminds one of Orosco/McDowell from that night. Except Lorenzen is paying the price for his versatile jockularity. Just came back from a shoulder injury from pitching, went back onto IR this weekend on a hamstring (baserunning) injury.
  23. Johnny Lunchbucket
    I think the third game is a businessman special. Proctor & Gamble productivity will be way down
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    As usual they have like 3 MVP candidates and shitty starting pitching, though we draw their best in Wade Miley on Tuesday. Could be some guys will be blockbustered before the series is over so #Hugwatch will be on for Castellanos, Winkler, Naquin etc. Metsll need to hit with them as I Cough and a bullpen array greets them. Big little series here, guys.
  25. Johnny Lunchbucket
    Let's work out a deal whereby I rent a jersey from you and wear it on Tuesday nights. You get the exposure and $$, I get a jersey so obscure you can't even remember which one you rent out
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