Piazza first wanted to buy Parma, a Serie A club then in bankruptcy. Ultimately he felt Parma carried too much debt for him to absorb. Reggiana looked more attractive. Despite being in Serie C, the team’s passionate fans bought an unusually high number of season tickets. Reggiana also played in a top-flight stadium shared with Serie A club Sassuolo. Unlike a Premier League team, or a team already in Serie A, this was a club he could buy cheap and build. Alicia, who refers to Mike’s ownership dream as “his midlife crisis,” offered up a counter argument. “Who the fuck ever heard of Reggio Emilia?” she asked. “It’s not Venice. It’s not Rome. My girlfriend said, and you can quote this—and this really depressed me. She said, ‘Honey, you bought into Pittsburgh.’ Like, it wasn’t the New York Yankees. It wasn’t the Mets. It wasn’t the Dodgers. You bought Pittsburgh!” In their Miami living room, Mike tried to interject but she stopped him. “And imagine what that feels like, after spending 10 million euros. You bought Pittsburgh!” Mike and Alicia just became Piazzas Non Grata in Western Pennsylvania. Especially Alicia.