SMILE HIGH is a splendid Newsday cover, Newsday being a tabloid in form if not spirit. If Conforto or Rosario or anybody else was grinning, SMILE HIGH wouldn't have worked quite as well. It was very clever and very knowing, but as is generally Newsday's style, it doesn't really get in your face. Nuance is a lovely thing, but the back page ain't necessarily the place for it. MIDNIGHT BADNESS is quintessential late-period News, true to its tabloidity, and communicates not just the game, but the moment the Mets were in, which is why I found myself breaking for BADNESS. The only thing I don't like (besides any MFY mention, but that comes with the territory) was the phrase "gets shaft". Earlier today, I heard Meat Loaf's "I Would Do Anything For Love," and was struck how, after 25 years, the lyric, "sooner or later, you'll be screwing around" still sounds cheap, crass and hurried. "Gets shaft" hits me the same way, as if they were rushed...which they might have been given the length of the game and the impending deadline, but still. To paraphrase Bruce (Springsteen, not Jay) from 1984, it wasn't morning in America for the Mets during 2018; it was midnight with a bad moon rising. Might as well document it accurately.