Hillbilly wrote: I’m thinking this meeting to ‘reevaluate’ his situation to find out what his new job is with the Mets since he ain’t going to be a pitcher on the Major league roster anymore, and maybe decide who’s going to give him the bad news. Willie: tell him Rick: i ain't tellin him, i told the last guy Willie: if you'd told the last guy why was he still here? Rick: i thought i could fix him in ten more minutes, it's not my fault he went on the DL Fred: ok Omar, you tell him Omar: no, i can't disrespect one of my spanish countrymen, you'll have to tell him Fred: so who is replacing this guy anyway? Omar: theres this great hispanic pitcher on the dodgers who i hear is available, we can get him for Bell or Ring if we pay his salary... Fred: pay his salary? what did i tell you about the budget! Omar: well i'm sure if we gave up Pelfrey we could pay less Fred: i'm liking what i hear... what if we threw in Milledge? Willie: whoa, calm down guys i don't really think this guy is so good... Rick: nonsense, i'll have him fixed in 5 minutes, Pelfrey will never be any good anyway, just like that scrub we gave the D-Rays, nobody even knows who he is now right? Fred: well i do like the idea of trading 2 highly touted prospects for one washed up pitcher if it saves me on his salary, but what about internal options? you know, the ones that are totally free! Omar: well, i did trade away Benson and Seo sot hat Heilman could pitch in the first place, maybe if we let him... Willie: Hey! Heilman is my 5th inning guy! how the hell do you expect me to win ball games without having someone behind Wagner, Sanchez, Julio, and Bradford to pitch that crucial 5th inning!