The Edge of Seventeen: Chasen Bradford

[Edgy MD]

I think I was invited to camp last year. Pretty sure I was. Was I? Well, I'm invited this year.

I'm a sinkerball-throwing reliever who gets it done, hoping to join Chad Bradford and Elizabeth Bradford Stockwell in the ongoing Mets Bradford story. Like Paul Sewald, I'm a native of Las Vegas, busting my ass to get promoted off of my home town team. How fucked up is that?

How's that going to work out in 2017?

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[A Boy Named Seo]

Makes Major League debut in July. Gives up 7 earned run in 2/3 of an inning and is demoted to Vegas after the game.

Wins the first annual and final "Health Bell Thigh Look-Alike Contest" in August.

[Edgy MD]

Who is the defending champ in that category? I figure it was a three way race in 2016 between Matt Harvey, Josh Smoker, and René Rivera.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

I don't think I have ever predicted a guy gets surgery, but that's the crystal ball here. Sorry, Chasen, if that is your real name.

[Centerfield]

There is a Carnac joke to be written here.

[MFS62]

Even Carnac can't see much 2017 major league future for Bradford.
Maybe 7 late season games in a mop up role, 9 IP, 5.0 ERA.
Later

[Guest d'Kong76]

Someone will start a Memories of Chasen thread in 2017, it won't attract
much attention.

[Lefty Specialist]

Cup o'java in September. Does nothing of any great import.