Frayed Knot Old-Timey Member Posted March 29, 2016 Posted March 29, 2016 Also, I guess this confirms that Harvey is our true #1 pitcher.What, too soon?
Ceetar Grand Central Contributor Posted March 29, 2016 Posted March 29, 2016 seawolf17 wrote:During 2016 World Series parade: "Man, remember that Harvey thing right before Opening Day? Goodness, that was a whole lot of trouble over nothing."he should pee off the side of the parade float.
MFS62 Old-Timey Member Posted March 30, 2016 Posted March 30, 2016 My cousin had blood in his urine when he went for his draft physical.The condition cleared up within a few weeks and has never recurred.But he was declared 4F (unfit for military service) and was exempt from the draft. He's now over 70.Wishing Harvey a similar happy recovery.Later
ashie62 Old-Timey Member Posted March 30, 2016 Posted March 30, 2016 My brother is a testicular cancer survivor and I was fearing the worst for Harvey. Good news!
Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Guests Posted March 30, 2016 Posted March 30, 2016 The snow glows white on the marble tonightIn this bathroom at Le BainMy date's a solid 9.5And this party's, like, insaneThe wine I had at Carbone's pounding my lower strike zoneGotta keep it in, can't drain my boneDon't lose control, keep your balls on baseYou don't know who else has used this placeJust wait 'til home, hell, you won't dieBut, then-- that M-R-IIIIIIIIII...Let it flow, let it flowCan't hold it in anymoreLet it flow, let it flowOver toilet, walls, and floorHigh and tightThink of Op'ning NightSplash that ur'nal cakePretend like you're leaking it to Newsday
Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket Guests Posted March 30, 2016 Posted March 30, 2016 lolloool. would be even better if I could place the tune but all I can conjure is Eric Clapton
Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Guests Posted March 30, 2016 Posted March 30, 2016 Dammit. Should have made it more evident. [youtube:3k7xew9f]L0MK7qz13bU[/youtube:3k7xew9f]
Guest d'Kong76 Guests Posted March 30, 2016 Posted March 30, 2016 Hilarity! I may never splash a ur'nal cake the same again.
Ceetar Grand Central Contributor Posted March 30, 2016 Posted March 30, 2016 I'd be shocked if the Braves don't play that song for him.
Centerfield Old-Timey Member Posted March 30, 2016 Posted March 30, 2016 John Cougar Lunchbucket wrote:lolloool. would be even better if I could place the tune but all I can conjure is Eric ClaptonHi I'm JCL. I clearly do not have a young daughter.
Benjamin Grimm Old-Timey Member Posted March 30, 2016 Posted March 30, 2016 Is that that song from the Ice movie?
TransMonk Old-Timey Member Posted March 30, 2016 Posted March 30, 2016 Centerfield wrote:John Cougar Lunchbucket wrote:lolloool. would be even better if I could place the tune but all I can conjure is Eric ClaptonHi I'm JCL. I clearly do not have a young daughter.Right. I've heard this song about 37 times in the past 24 hours.
ashie62 Old-Timey Member Posted March 30, 2016 Posted March 30, 2016 Of course the Beatles "Golden Slumbers" could be changed to Golden Showers.
Guest Mets Willets Point Guests Posted March 30, 2016 Posted March 30, 2016 I guess this is better than the last urine-related news out of Port St. Lucie involving Karim Garcia.
TransMonk Old-Timey Member Posted March 30, 2016 Posted March 30, 2016 Mets – Willets Point wrote:I guess this is better than the last urine-related news out of Port St. Lucie involving Karim Garcia.Wasn't the last one Moises Alou?
Guest Mets Willets Point Guests Posted March 30, 2016 Posted March 30, 2016 TransMonk wrote:Mets – Willets Point wrote:I guess this is better than the last urine-related news out of Port St. Lucie involving Karim Garcia.Wasn't the last one Moises Alou?My mistake. The Mets really take the piss in the Florida.
ashie62 Old-Timey Member Posted March 30, 2016 Posted March 30, 2016 TransMonk wrote:Mets – Willets Point wrote:I guess this is better than the last urine-related news out of Port St. Lucie involving Karim Garcia.Wasn't the last one Moises Alou?I thought it was Karim Garcia and Shane Spencer.
TransMonk Old-Timey Member Posted March 31, 2016 Posted March 31, 2016 Separate from Garcia, Alou used to urinate on his hands to toughen them up...though in looking back , he revealed that he practiced this ritual long before he arrived in New York.
Benjamin Grimm Old-Timey Member Posted March 31, 2016 Posted March 31, 2016 In other words, signing with the Mets didn't inspire Moises Alou to pee on his hands.
Edgy MD Site Manager Posted March 31, 2016 Posted March 31, 2016 Last urine-related news out of St. Lucie was the incriminating pee of Jenrry Mejia.
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