Harvey's Opening Day in doubt

[Frayed Knot]

Also, I guess this confirms that Harvey is our true #1 pitcher.




What, too soon?

[Ceetar]

seawolf17 wrote: During 2016 World Series parade: "Man, remember that Harvey thing right before Opening Day? Goodness, that was a whole lot of trouble over nothing."

he should pee off the side of the parade float.

[MFS62]

My cousin had blood in his urine when he went for his draft physical.
The condition cleared up within a few weeks and has never recurred.
But he was declared 4F (unfit for military service) and was exempt from the draft.
He's now over 70.
Wishing Harvey a similar happy recovery.

Later

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

[Guest d'Kong76]

Classic

[nymr83]

wow.

[ashie62]

My brother is a testicular cancer survivor and I was fearing the worst for Harvey. Good news!

Edited March 30, 2016 by Guest

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

The snow glows white on the marble tonight
In this bathroom at Le Bain
My date's a solid 9.5
And this party's, like, insane

The wine I had at Carbone's pounding my lower strike zone
Gotta keep it in, can't drain my bone

Don't lose control, keep your balls on base
You don't know who else has used this place
Just wait 'til home, hell, you won't die
But, then-- that M-R-IIIIIIIIII...

Let it flow, let it flow
Can't hold it in anymore
Let it flow, let it flow
Over toilet, walls, and floor

High and tight
Think of Op'ning Night
Splash that ur'nal cake
Pretend like you're leaking it to Newsday

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

lolloool. would be even better if I could place the tune but all I can conjure is Eric Clapton

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Dammit. Should have made it more evident.

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[Guest d'Kong76]

Hilarity! I may never splash a ur'nal cake the same again.

[Ceetar]

I'd be shocked if the Braves don't play that song for him.

[Centerfield]

John Cougar Lunchbucket wrote: lolloool. would be even better if I could place the tune but all I can conjure is Eric Clapton

Hi I'm JCL. I clearly do not have a young daughter.

[Benjamin Grimm]

Is that that song from the Ice movie?

[TransMonk]

Centerfield wrote: John Cougar Lunchbucket wrote: lolloool. would be even better if I could place the tune but all I can conjure is Eric Clapton Hi I'm JCL. I clearly do not have a young daughter.

Right. I've heard this song about 37 times in the past 24 hours.

[Guest cooby classic]

can't drain my bone

lol

[ashie62]

Of course the Beatles "Golden Slumbers" could be changed to Golden Showers.

[Guest Mets Willets Point]

I guess this is better than the last urine-related news out of Port St. Lucie involving Karim Garcia.

[TransMonk]

Mets – Willets Point wrote: I guess this is better than the last urine-related news out of Port St. Lucie involving Karim Garcia.

Wasn't the last one Moises Alou?

[Guest Mets Willets Point]

TransMonk wrote: Mets – Willets Point wrote: I guess this is better than the last urine-related news out of Port St. Lucie involving Karim Garcia. Wasn't the last one Moises Alou?

My mistake. The Mets really take the piss in the Florida.

[ashie62]

TransMonk wrote: Mets – Willets Point wrote: I guess this is better than the last urine-related news out of Port St. Lucie involving Karim Garcia. Wasn't the last one Moises Alou?

I thought it was Karim Garcia and Shane Spencer.

[TransMonk]

Separate from Garcia, Alou used to urinate on his hands to toughen them up...though in looking back , he revealed that he practiced this ritual long before he arrived in New York.

[Benjamin Grimm]

In other words, signing with the Mets didn't inspire Moises Alou to pee on his hands.

[Edgy MD]

Last urine-related news out of St. Lucie was the incriminating pee of Jenrry Mejia.